God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Lindsay's Liver]

Another good Trump press conference today. The only people who think Trump is somehow not taking this seriously are ones who care about questions like this:

[Tony Schiavone]

Another good Trump press conference today. The only people who think Trump is somehow not taking this seriously are ones who care about questions like this:

Look at this motherfucker trying not to laugh. He gets her to repeat it three times too.

[CuckTurdginson]

He's made some good calls recently, suspending evictions while this is going on will look good and while I think instituting UBI is probably the start of a shitton of social security cuts - it has been and will probably be well received.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Another good Trump press conference today. The only people who think Trump is somehow not taking this seriously are ones who care about questions like this:

The Democrats were sure taking this seriously when they crammed a bunch of abortion bullshit into their "relief bill".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Eddie Murphy Lookalike]Can't spread corona if you're never born.[/Eddie Murphy Lookalike]

[mad bum]

Another good Trump press conference today. The only people who think Trump is somehow not taking this seriously are ones who care about questions like this:

Based and orange pilled. Holy shit I can't stop laughing.

[TheBilthCollector]

The Democrats were sure taking this seriously when they crammed a bunch of abortion bullshit into their "relief bill".

[Liar Revealed]

Another good Trump press conference today. The only people who think Trump is somehow not taking this seriously are ones who care about questions like this:

Fuck, I hate picking up patterns that I shouldn't see.
I've noticed since this crisis started, any time a black woman reporter is passed the mic, she says something extremely retarded.
These token hires really don't know a damn thing about journalism, do they?

[RAPEMAN]

I'm technically in retail and my company's numbers are all way up since January, and I'm a manager. I like my chances.

I'm a manager at a grocery store and let me tell you summer came early. In fact, we're really the only publicly open business outside of a convenience and beer store open. We have people coming from cities south and north of us looking for food.

[Poonoo]

I'm technically in retail and my company's numbers are all way up since January, and I'm a manager. I like my chances.

I'm a manager at a grocery store and let me tell you summer came early. In fact, we're really the only publicly open business outside of a convenience and beer store open. We have people coming from cities south and north of us looking for food.

Kugel has two alt accounts and their post counts are some of the highest on this place? Fuck that German efficiency is impressive.