God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[MegaNigger]

The same people blaming Trump for creating the virus and daring to close borders to reduce infection also wish he would get infected and die. Gonna laugh my fucking ass off when meme magic backfires and it takes out Biden, Warren, Bernie, Hillary, AOC, Soros, Beto, Romney, Ginsberg, Pelosi, and the rest

To quote the superior futureist MovieBob; "No bad tactics"

[Lindsay's Liver]

I don't know the exact protocol, but the US President must be health-screened like crazy. I have zero doubt that there are people whose sole job is to monitor the health of the President. He's got stethoscopes and needles and whatnot going on all the time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[mad bum]

US stocks bounced back today, Jim BTFO.

[Le Redditeur]

The smugness of these doomer pricks was unbearable yesterday. I hope they all lost a lot of money. Styx was right again.

[MegaNigger]

Stock market chuckle fucks need to just hold onto their shit since better times will come when the panic finally dies down. Now if the people trying to panic sell are just boomers trying to keep their easy retirement investments safe, then fuck'em

[Moe Bitches]

Wow, it's like they want things to be shit.

[Dehbashi]

US stocks bounced back today, Jim BTFO.

The funny part is that the drop from yesterday has zero to do with the Coronavirus but with Saudis getting into a oil pissing match with Russia and Iran by slashing prices of their oil in half.

[RAPEMAN]

US stocks bounced back today, Jim BTFO.

Thank God, I thought I was going to lose my shirt again like 2008. Yeah, I invest. Got to retire somehow.

[Keith Chegwin]

I don't know the exact protocol, but the US President must be health-screened like crazy. I have zero doubt that there are people whose sole job is to monitor the health of the President. He's got stethoscopes and needles and whatnot going on all the time.

The President usually has a doctor who's like five steps behind him at all times. That's why it was so funny when Obama said he wanted ordinary Americans to have the kind of healthcare he does