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I need a car because i have to start working 10 minutes before the first train or bus leaves the home station. If i would use the bus i would be 2 hours late every day and would come home 3hours after work.
And the Deutsche Bahn has a funny hobby. They like to cancel the last trains and tell it to you 1hour after the planned departure.
And the Deutsche Bahn has a funny hobby. They like to cancel the last trains and tell it to you 1hour after the planned departure.
I will return when i the times are dire.
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Is a car a luxury in other countries? In burgerland its almost required.

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Here it's expected that you have one unless you live in the largest cities.
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>nationalities aren't importantGuest wrote: ↑Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:59 amI thought I would end with an anecdote. Just before Christmas, my dad, from Barcelona, visited me and ended up being rushed to the BRI's A&E. The paramedic we had was from Slovakia, two of the nurses were Spanish, the first doctor was from Gambia and the consultant was British.
That is my kind of United Kingdom - a welcoming, caring country where nationalities aren’t important. However, I can't help but feel this kind of United Kingdom is quickly disappearing.
>define people based on where they're from
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UK police now don't even arrest child molesters even if the molestation is caught on CCTV.
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I'm assuming, without listening, that the asked him if he had a child molester reporting loicense. Or that the molester did, in fact, have a child buggering loicense granted by Her Majesty.
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Or if they are 100% certain the child did not consent.
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Obviously his daughter couldn't produce the four male witnesses necessary under Sharia Law.
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As chinkvirus continues it's rampage of discrimination and bigotry throughout Yuropistan, it allows us to see how assimilation is coming along for the foreign masses who have inundated Britain.
Iceland Foods delivery vans came under attack. From a statement by the supermarket chain:Disturbances broke out in the Southmead area of Bristol at around 9.30pm on Monday night after the Prime Minister’s address to the nation in which he announced a ‘lockdown’ and tougher measures to prevent the spread of coronavirus.
It can be assumed that “youths” does not refer to people with a British background.“Police riot vans were called out and youths threw missiles at the police as they tried to disperse them.”
The vehicles were a total loss.“Later in the evening the two home delivery vans parked outside our Southmead store were set alight…”
Indeed, it's hardly a surprise that at least three areas of Bristol happen to be prime examples of food deserts in the UK.“It is shocking and distressing that anyone would act so callously to put vehicles out of service at precisely the time when they are most needed to deliver food to the most vulnerable people in our society.”
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Stuff like this is why I go lol whenever prime minister BJ goes on about muh glorious empire legacy. They're plain fucked, whether they're part of the EU or not.
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