The UK (United Kalif) General

[Guest]

Just close a few of the billions of curry shops.

They're not chains. And none stay open more than a few years.

Yet they stick around because there's this never-ending supply of idiots who think running a takeaway can't be that hard.

[RAPEMAN]

The biggest an immigrant chain gets is a few locations in a single city. Thankfully we don't have enough muslims yet to warrant a Shawarma chain. Yet.

[Kugelfisch]

Just close a few of the billions of curry shops.

They're not chains. And none stay open more than a few years.

Yet they stick around because there's this never-ending supply of idiots who think running a takeaway can't be that hard.

And because all the real estate is owned by Pakinigs and they rather rent out to other streetshitters again and again.

[Guest]

Nope. The vast majority lease from the big real estate companies that secretly own most town centres between them.

[Guest]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's happening...

[mad bum]

The future is now, body pillows are the only way. Why didn't we believe you resident weebs.

[Keith Chegwin]

Read the article. It's still ridiculous but it's less ridiculous than it sounds. Basically the guy is a photographer, saw the transfaggot's picture on social media, said to him that he wanted to take his picture and have sex with him, found out he was a transfaggot and was like 'oh shit no'. Then he said he didn't want to do the transfaggot's picture because he has a cock.

[Guest]

He saw that and wanted to fuck it?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>tfw you're such a thirsty chubby chaser that you don't notice the trap until it pulls out its dick