Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

[Kugelfisch]

So it's shipping to journo fucks and "faggots" from areas with strong internet connections first because they know that first impressions are important and that their servers would likely shit the bed otherwise. That's what I'm getting from that.
What does the thing have a Premier Edition for?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think Premier Edition is for those who want to "enjoy" the games earlier than everyone else. Yay~...

[Kugelfisch]

I think Premier Edition is for those who want to "enjoy" the games earlier than everyone else. Yay~...

So it's just another subscription model for the most gullable of the retard bunch?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yup. This edition even comes with 3 months of Stadia Pro. Whatever that is.

[Kugelfisch]

Yup. This edition even comes with 3 months of Stadia Pro. Whatever that is.

Likely some rental model, since you can't actually buy games. Not even fake buy like on Steam.

[mad bum]

[Kugelfisch]

Just as everyone with a brain expected. Great negative lag technology, Google! Who would've guessed that not even they can make time travel possible?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe they can pull it off if they use their fancy quantum computer that's supposedly a billion trillion times faster than anything else

I'm also not sure if comparing it with "YT on its first" day is all that fitting. The entire concept of Stadia is rotten to the core.

[Kugelfisch]

Because it's not about codecs or programming. It's about trying to push fifteen hectolitres of water per second through a straw and claiming your all new water pump totally can do that.

[Poonoo]

That gif says it all. Here is some more Tweets:

Shills were saying "you are in an office, too many people using the connection" and he tested it at home with a 49Mbps connection with the same results.

Phil Harrison is cursed, why do companies insist on having him help with your product launch when he has such a horrible track record? PS3 $599 and "rumble being a last gen feature", Xboner trying to force always online and now this trash.