People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Keith Chegwin]

Dude he's not gay. Peach & Daisy plushies only.

He hates Princess Peach. He thinks Peach is a total bitch and he's the only man good enough for Mario or some shit

[ban]

Not even the supercrown can make Blob attractive, unlike Bowser who finally proffesed his- I'm sorry, Bowsette for finally professing her love to Mario :

[mad bum]

Anyone who likes bowsette is so far in the closet and just needs to come out already.

[Kugelfisch]

Dude he's not gay.

If Blob could clone himself, would he fuck his clone? I think he would. He might not be conventionally gay but since he's still a virgin and would potentially fuck another man I'll call it even.

[Keith Chegwin]

I personally think the two Blobs would kill each other rather than fuck

[Kugelfisch]

I personally think the two Blobs would kill each other rather than fuck

Huh. Why? Fight over superiority?

[Keith Chegwin]

Huh. Why? Fight over superiority?

Bob's a very repellent person. You know how sometimes people who are a lot alike end up really hating each other, usually because they're both assholes? Imagine that but times a hundred.

And just generally. Imagine being clone Blob and having to look at Blob's ugly face every day. Having Blob taking up all the space, eating up all the food, playing up all the Mario 3 and not giving you a turn. They'd kill each other within the week.

[Kugelfisch]

Huh. Why? Fight over superiority?

Bob's a very repellent person. You know how sometimes people who are a lot alike end up really hating each other, usually because they're both assholes? Imagine that but times a hundred.

And just generally. Imagine being clone Blob and having to look at Blob's ugly face every day. Having Blob taking up all the space, eating up all the food, playing up all the Mario 3 and not giving you a turn. They'd kill each other within the week.

But SMB 3 has a multiplayer mode and he'd likely feel like he's got a true brother to play it with. Both Blobs would likely enjoy finally having somebody "just as smart" to talk with and, best of all, they would agree on everything.

[Keith Chegwin]

But SMB 3 has a multiplayer mode and he'd likely feel like he's got a true brother to play it with.

SMB3's multiplayer is shit. Plus you'd get arguments 'You did that level? I wanted to do that level!'

Both Blobs would likely enjoy finally having somebody "just as smart" to talk with and, best of all, they would agree on everything.

Nah. Each one would probably constantly try to prove to the other that they're the smarter one and they wouldn't agree on anything on principle.

Blob's the kind of guy who loves himself because he can't see himself from the outside, only the inside. If he saw himself from the outside he'd quickly see what everyone else does. It's sort of like, you know how he really fucking hates Razorfist even though they are similar in many ways. Like that, but times a million.

It's like that TNG episode where Riker finds out he's got a clone and Worf says he wouldn't like to have one because he's not easy to get along with.

[Kugelfisch]

Plausible enough. I maintain that they'd likely at least try to fuck each other.