Non-cape tv show

[Kugelfisch]

And here we go. The CW's "Walker" will have a liberal Walker returning home to Austin (not Dallas/Fort Worth, because of course) after being undercover for two years. He's divorced with two kids, gets a female partner, and must deal with his conservative family, because of course. It's Walker in name only, and the show runner is a woke woman.

I bet dozens of people will enjoy that show. Maybe even one or two more! Pre-ordering the season one four episodes BluRay right now!

[Tony Schiavone]

Because like so many of these shows that they think they're going to do a reboot of, the appeal was the lead actor. Take Magnum PI. Tom Selleck is Magnum. You can't just get any old guy to play him. Tom Selleck is that character.

And yet, somehow, the reboot is still on the air.
I mean, fuck, the Hawaii Five-0 remake has somehow been on for 10(?!) seasons.

And here we go. The CW's "Walker" will have a liberal Walker returning home to Austin (not Dallas/Fort Worth, because of course) after being undercover for two years. He's divorced with two kids, gets a female partner, and must deal with his conservative family, because of course. It's Walker in name only, and the show runner is a woke woman.

You're way overcomplicating this.
The new Walker will be a Hispanic fighting evil white men while trying to deal with the stress of being a gay father. The 'woman' sidekick (who does most of the actual fighting and brilliant investigating) will be a tranny out for revenge against TERFs.

[Keith Chegwin]

I mean, fuck, the Hawaii Five-0 remake has somehow been on for 10(?!) seasons.

Yeah and I can't explain that one. The family were really into it for a while, much like Modern Family, but I never saw it as anything other than complete shit, also much like Modern Family. I mean, if I had explain why Hawaii Five-0 has lasted so long I'd say because it's basically NCIS: Hawaii, because it sure as hell isn't Hawaii Five-O

[Tony Schiavone]

Yeah and I can't explain that one. The family were really into it for a while, much like Modern Family, but I never saw it as anything other than complete shit, also much like Modern Family. I mean, if I had explain why Hawaii Five-0 has lasted so long I'd say because it's basically NCIS: Hawaii, because it sure as hell isn't Hawaii Five-O

It's like that Robin Williams joke about J.A.G.
Can you name a single person that watches it? Or talks about about any episode from it?

SpoilerShow

Only episode I remember was a gimmick where old Ed Asner basically played the same character from the original 40 years ago.
And just the ending, where he shot a dumb bitch for being stupid.

[Kugelfisch]

It's like that Robin Williams joke about J.A.G.
Can you name a single person that watches it? Or talks about about any episode from it?

Relevant:

Shut up! My boy is trying to watch some J.A.G. in 'ere!

[Guest]

And here we go. The CW's "Walker" will have a liberal Walker returning home to Austin (not Dallas/Fort Worth, because of course) after being undercover for two years. He's divorced with two kids, gets a female partner, and must deal with his conservative family, because of course. It's Walker in name only, and the show runner is a woke woman.

You're way overcomplicating this.

That's literally the description the studio put out. #WokeWalker is real.

[Guest]

The 9-1-1 spinoff Lone Star is in a similar situation. Set in Austin, it features gay and transgender recurring characters. The only good news is Austin is an island afloat in a harsh desert landscape and is currently overrun by an army of homeless who use the river as their toilet.

[Guest]

I mean, fuck, the Hawaii Five-0 remake has somehow been on for 10(?!) seasons.

Yeah and I can't explain that one. The family were really into it for a while, much like Modern Family, but I never saw it as anything other than complete shit, also much like Modern Family. I mean, if I had explain why Hawaii Five-0 has lasted so long I'd say because it's basically NCIS: Hawaii, because it sure as hell isn't Hawaii Five-O

We all know why it's still on air.

[Keith Chegwin]

We all know why it's still on air.

Knowing that would involve me actually watching it

[Guest]

Anybody who likes fiction is a bugman.

Anyone who likes anything is a bugman. Existance itself is gay and blue pilled.