Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by ban » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:14 am

Which Tekken? 6, TT2 and 7? Only 7? Just asking out of curiosity since when I was playing T6, I only played couch with friends at their house. Isn't the stadia advertised as this streaming super platform for all those hardcore parkour multiplayer PC crossplatform gaymes though, for that 60+ FPS goodness that twitch fags love? Because I don't even remember normies wanting that shit beyond some Jewgle shiils on twitch.
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Post by Poonoo » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:21 pm

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Which Tekken? 6, TT2 and 7? Only 7?
I was referring to 7 but pretty much any Japanese fighting game has this problem since they use delay-based netcode, the disadvantage to being isolated the way they are is that they ignore shit from the west like basic netcode that works well. At least it keeps the SJWs out.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:03 pm

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That's a very... ""optimistic"" prediction... :thinking:
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In other words, for AAA 30fps garbage with handholding it won't be any different, but if you want to actually play games it will be god awful.
The other possibility is that their quality system will derp out and make the game effectively unplayable.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Poonoo » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:30 pm

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The other possibility is that their quality system will derp out and make the game effectively unplayable.
So AAA games at launch then.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:57 pm

Poonoo wrote:
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The other possibility is that their quality system will derp out and make the game effectively unplayable.
So AAA games at launch then.
And that's the other thing that immediately sticks out. What do those games run on? Windows PCs. Allegedly super high powered systems. Who optimizes the games for those? Some fuckwad at Google?
It's going to be the same shit as with anyone's PC at home, just with latency and you don't even make-believe the games like on Steam but you don't own jack shit and need a permanently fast internet connection. Dead on arrival.
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Post by Poonoo » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:58 am

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:58 am

How many pre-orders could there be for this shit?
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:57 pm

Are you saying you don't want to experience streaming Skyrim on Google Stadia?

(I'm assuming Skyrim is being ported to this shit eventually, as Todd demands it)

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:02 pm

Deeeeeeewd, what if that version of the game comes with the Master Sword?!
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