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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:01 pm

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Apparently they did allow it, judging by the butthurt generated by that Joker movie.
Joker isn't an incel though. He gets all the pussy from Harleen Quinzel, a woman with a doctorate in psychological trauma and the criminally insane. She signs off on his stellar mental health and rides that clown cock with glee. If we can't trust the word of da wahmen, much less a proffesional psychologist, who can we trust?

It's funny that now that we have a proper portrayal of Joker, the same whores who flicked the bean to Leto and his portrayal are REEEEing.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Complicity » Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:41 pm

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Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
So what's next? A slasher movie called Incel?
Soon in theaters

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:41 pm

TheBilthCollector wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:48 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
A slasher movie called Incel?
That would be awesome as fuck if it was about a scorned Beta Bux chump hunting down Ethot Twitch whores.

"We're going to play a game, Cindy. Push the red button and the room you are in fills with toxic gas. Push the green button and all of your fans will learn you have a boyfriend."

*Cut to extreme closeup shot of a hand waffling back and forth between a green and red button*

Meanwhile, thanks to an utterly shitty home life and marriage, the Detective hunting him down slowly begins to think that the killer isn't all wrong.

God, this would be so hilarious. Of course, modern media would never allow it.
Brb writing this script.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:19 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:41 pm
TheBilthCollector wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:48 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
A slasher movie called Incel?
That would be awesome as fuck if it was about a scorned Beta Bux chump hunting down Ethot Twitch whores.

"We're going to play a game, Cindy. Push the red button and the room you are in fills with toxic gas. Push the green button and all of your fans will learn you have a boyfriend."

*Cut to extreme closeup shot of a hand waffling back and forth between a green and red button*

Meanwhile, thanks to an utterly shitty home life and marriage, the Detective hunting him down slowly begins to think that the killer isn't all wrong.

God, this would be so hilarious. Of course, modern media would never allow it.
Brb writing this script.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:30 am

We need a scene of the incel walking through a sunny park, looking from one happy couple to the next as the world turns slow-mo and the music switches to either intense trailer music, or your typical horror movie violin track.
The couples all seem to be enjoying themselves. Smiling and laughing.
At him.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:47 am

Osterzone wrote:
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I learned from Metokur from his stream today that there's a Cuck movie. Wish I was joking.
That movie was directed by a guy who went on to create a Nickelodeon show Bella and the Bulldogs.
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by TheBilthCollector » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:29 am

CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:01 pm
It's funny that now that we have a proper portrayal of Joker, the same whores who flicked the bean to Leto and his portrayal are REEEEing.
The left is flipping out because the film dares to admit that life/society takes a shit on straight white males too. They're all perplexed as to why the joker doesn't just use the super secret white privilege powers all men have to make his life better.

"Why do you think he puts WHITE makeup on!? Only an idiot couldn't see that this film is propaganda for the white supremacist neo-fascist movement!"

The way things are going, part of me wants to write a reviews about older film and spin them all as far right propaganda. Stuff like how the "I'm mad as hell!" scene from Network is really secret Nazi propaganda.

"Of course a straight white male is screaming about things not going his way. In truth the entire scene is nothing but white male fragility on display to the whole world."

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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Oct 03, 2019 12:32 pm

In other Jimbo related news, Corrine was on Chris Hansen's stream (or was it the other way around?) and complained to him about Mister Metokur:
So we now live in a world where Chris Hansen is aware of Jimbo's antics. Worse yet, he may get to watch some of his videos and get in contact with inflation fetishists, baby diaper furries, and the whole plethora of degenerates that make the perverts Hansen used to have take a seat over there look normal.

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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by ban » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:51 pm

Complicity wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:41 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
So what's next? A slasher movie called Incel?
Soon in theaters

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Bosses and waifus turned their backs on him...... Now they'll shatter!
Since CIAnigger is auditioning for the Incel movie, I audition for the role of the Karate master over here. :lol: I'll even sprinkle some weaboo speach to make it sound more authentic. :mrgreen:
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Re: Mr.Metokur the Savior of the Interwebs & Slayer of all things SJW

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Oct 03, 2019 6:50 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:57 pm
So what's next? A slasher movie called Incel?
The Joker, apparently.
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