Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Tulane]

They should have just kept Garfield. He's actually got some height on him, and you could easily have Parker in college instead of high school and still have the same basic movie. Keep Felicity Jones as Black Cat and follow the original plan of bringing in Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane. Bam, good-ish movie.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Speaking of: Would it be more or less racist to have a white actress be "Black" Cat in [current year + whatever]?

[Charlar]

They should have just kept Garfield. He's actually got some height on him, and you could easily have Parker in college instead of high school and still have the same basic movie. Keep Felicity Jones as Black Cat and follow the original plan of bringing in Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane. Bam, good-ish movie.

Sony movie division is retarded

[Kugelfisch]

Additional love for the flamethrower guy's henchman casually having a MG3, also known as the Hitlersäge over here, with a fucking magazine. I don't think that shit even exists. I've only ever seen them belt-fed.

That's because most people want to fire that thing for more than 2 seconds at a time.

I know. It's more common to swap the barrel than the belt or that ficticious magazine.
Most awesome shit I've ever heard was a war veteran holding Normandy for as long as possible. They chained as many ammo belts together as they could and left him with another ten spare barrels. He just pointed into the landing boats the USA was fine sacrificing thousands of soldiers with. When asked how it was like he said he just unloaded into any and every boat and that, most of the time, nobody would get out. "Hackfleisch" was the word he used. He was greatly amused by the stupidity of the allied forces sending steel boats in which the rounds would play the fiercest game of Arcanoid ever in.
Dude didn't give a fuck and only regretted to not have killed more allied swines. He's my personal hero.

[Keith Chegwin]

>All that shit you wrote
>Good-ish movie

Sony movie division is retarded

Marvel made them drop Garfield. Probably the only smart thing they did

[Charlar]

>All that shit you wrote
>Good-ish movie

Sony movie division is retarded

Marvel made them drop Garfield. Probably the only smart thing they did

Oh i know, i meant in general except that one thing

[Guest]

>All that shit you wrote
>Good-ish movie

Sony movie division is retarded

Marvel made them drop Garfield. Probably the only smart thing they did

Because 30-year-old tiny baby spider is just killing it?

[Keith Chegwin]

Because 30-year-old tiny baby spider is just killing it?

Better than the douchebag hipster that Garfield's Spider-Man was

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but a 42-year-old midget playing a kid in his mid-teens is just fucking creepy. Christ, he should be collecting a pension and trying to rodger all the blue-hairs at the old folks home. Face like a leather catcher's mitt.

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but a 42-year-old midget playing a kid in his mid-teens is just fucking creepy. Christ, he should be collecting a pension and trying to rodger all the blue-hairs at the old folks home. Face like a leather catcher's mitt.

Guest posting was a mistake