Non-cape tv show

[Guest]

>People in a medieval society don't use politically-correct terms

I just dropped my fedora.

I haven't been this outraged since I read Granny Loopy's tweets about Austin Powers promoting rape culture.

[Guest]

So what happened to Red? Did they just drop her from the show?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

For the night is dork, and full of plot holes.

(Though I think she just died.)

[Guest]

Wolf Lady became queen in the North, this wasn't good enough for the catpiss soaked feminist fanbase. They supported the Dragon Queen because she was an unhinged, entitled psychopath with delusions of righteousness, an army of brown foreigners who loved her, and an automatic "fuck you I win" button with her dragon. They imagined themselves riding on their surrogate lizard babies, flying into Washington ahead of an army of vengeful Mexicans and college educated mullatos and burning all the white men to death.

That their audience surrogate would ever be punished for living out their Insane Gay Commie Dungeons and Dragons power fantasy is the greatest slap to the face they have ever been given by their stupid nerd shit.

All in all Game of Thrones gets a 10/10. Epic troll. Worth all the gay shit.

[veris leta facies]

My reaction to season finale:

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Eight years of build up leading to THIS?



Let's see.. Jon, Bran, Sansa.. none of them did ANYTHING AT ALL for the whole season. Jon "muh queen" Snow's true heritage or resurrection served no purpose at all. Bran's three eyed raveny served no purpose at all, he was there just to talk bullshit "I'm not Bran anymore.. I'm something else.. a three eyed raven blahblahblah". Arya was there just to work as deus ex machina to end the white walkers (whose motivations were never explained, they were just EVIL) storyline in the most ridiculous way, otherwise the character was completely useless. Oh yes, for no reason at all Arya sees a PALE HORSE in the burning city. Muh biblical references, that's exactly what I except from GoT, so deeep.

Dany burning the city wasn't any strategic move, she just snapped because she saw a building. Unsullied ruthlessly execute random Lannister soldiers who had surrendered and did nothing to them, but when Jon kills their queen (whom they follow fanatically), instead of executing him they imprison him and wait for the council to gather to sentence him (and then they demand his execution!), WTF?

Why the hell does everyone in the council agree just like that to end the monarchy and accept Bran as their new king? Just because a dwarf who was an advisor of the mad queen (who just burned the city) said Bran would be a good king because he knows stories? Do they even know who he is? Was queening of Sansa scene supposed to be some kind of emotional payoff? What the hell did she even do in this season?

This is one unbelievable pile of BS. The memetic value of this shitfest shall be glorious.

D&D are possibly the biggest trolls ever.

[Guest]

D&D vs. Rian Johnson. Who's the hackiest hack?

[Guest]

D&D vs. Rian Johnson. Who's the hackiest hack?

Yes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My reaction to season finale:

SpoilerShow

Eight years of build up leading to THIS?



Let's see.. Jon, Bran, Sansa.. none of them did ANYTHING AT ALL for the whole season. Jon "muh queen" Snow's true heritage or resurrection served no purpose at all. Bran's three eyed raveny served no purpose at all, he was there just to talk bullshit "I'm not Bran anymore.. I'm something else.. a three eyed raven blahblahblah". Arya was there just to work as deus ex machina to end the white walkers (whose motivations were never explained, they were just EVIL) storyline in the most ridiculous way, otherwise the character was completely useless. Oh yes, for no reason at all Arya sees a PALE HORSE in the burning city. Muh biblical references, that's exactly what I except from GoT, so deeep.

Dany burning the city wasn't any strategic move, she just snapped because she saw a building. Unsullied ruthlessly execute random Lannister soldiers who had surrendered and did nothing to them, but when Jon kills their queen (whom they follow fanatically), instead of executing him they imprison him and wait for the council to gather to sentence him (and then they demand his execution!), WTF?

Why the hell does everyone in the council agree just like that to end the monarchy and accept Bran as their new king? Just because a dwarf who was an advisor of the mad queen (who just burned the city) said Bran would be a good king because he knows stories? Do they even know who he is? Was queening of Sansa scene supposed to be some kind of emotional payoff? What the hell did she even do in this season?

This is one unbelievable pile of BS. The memetic value of this shitfest shall be glorious.

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This is like glorious in its shittyness. Blessed be the studio behind it.

So the Unsullied, for whom Dany was effectively a living goddess, kept there cool? Sure.

People in Westeros still listen to Tyrion? Tyrion, the kinslayer? Tyrion, the kingslayer (sure he didn't do it but tell that to the people of Westeros)? Tyrion, the guy who returned at the head of an army of savages and dragons?

And Bran as the new king? I'd say most people in Westeros have forgotten he even exists, and those that do mostly think that he was burned to a fine crisp.

Also I think you're forgetting Euron Gayjoy, the grand super villain who appears too fucking late in the story for anyone to give a fuck, even in the books. Really you could erase those island fuckers entirely and all you really had to do was to give that tortured bloke a new home. Nothing else would really change all that much.

[da PAC Nigguh]

> Spoiler tagging Game of Thrones discussion like some normalfag forum.

[Guest]

> Spoiler tagging Game of Thrones discussion like some normalfag forum.

ANIMU REVERSE TRAP LOLI SUPER ASSASSIN ARYA KILLS THE NIGHT KING WITH TELEPORTS BEHIND U BULLSHIT AND THEN DOES JACK SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.

DRAGON BITCH GOES CRAZY AFTER HILLARY CERSEI CLINTON'S FORCES SURRENDER AND SLAUGHTERS MOST OF THE CITY ANYWAY.

HILLARY CERSEI CLINTON ALLAHU ACKBARS HALF THE CITY IN A BRIGHT GREEN MAGIC SUICIDE BOMBING.

JON KILLS DRAGON BITCH AND IS VERY SAD BECAUSE SHE WAS A GREAT LAY. THEN HE GETS EXECUTED OR SOMETHING.

RAISIN BRAN BECOMES KING.

NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE.

There, I think that covers pretty much everything. Now nobody has to watch it.