Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

[mad bum]

All the trailer shows is pandering to live streaming.

Here's a whole dump of things that are known about it.

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[Guest]

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DOA.
Over 95% of civilization has shitty internet access. Google essentially created their own version of an Onlive service and nothing more. This thing is yet another waste of time and money courtesy of Commiefornia's lack of giving a shit.
Also, fucking kek with MatPat sucking off Google for more extra shekels, the smug-faced cuck.

[Guest]

Movieblob is butthurt about this, along with the other trogs who whine about "youtube Nazis" on Twitter and that's enough to make me hope it does well.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, I'm sure there will be plenty of YT shills hyping it up.

[Poonoo]

Oh, I'm sure there will be plenty of YT shills hyping it up.

What's that? You are sick of being demonitised by our automated systems? Don't worry, just shill our new Onlive console and suddenly you will be exempt.

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DOA.
Over 95% of civilization has shitty internet access.

Yeah, and releasing a fucking console today is utterly absurd. Attach rates for consoles are pure shit at the moment as more and more people switch to PC, and by the looks of those partners they don't have that many devs making games for them. They haven't announced any exclusives which is the reason the Switch is selling to well and their first party studio will be based in California and games from that region have been soy filled movies rather than games lately.

Even with shitty internet you can download games on Steam, it will take a fucking eternity but after a few hours you are ready to go. With this, if your internet is slow or down you can't play any games at all. This will go the way of Google+.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Movieblob is butthurt about this, along with the other trogs who whine about "youtube Nazis" on Twitter and that's enough to make me hope it does well.

Why? Because its a video game product that doesn't involve Malleo and Weegee?

[Guest]

Odd considering that you'd think he'd be in support of this service as a "utopian platform controlled by the elite" considering the insane ideology he follows.

[Poonoo]

Odd considering that you'd think he'd be in support of this service as a "utopian platform controlled by the elite" considering the insane ideology he follows.

He loves Nintendo more because they "got him through hard times".

[Keith Chegwin]

It'll fail like pretty much anything else Jewgle does

[Kugelfisch]

Don't worry, kids. I'm sure there's already a Skyrim version for it in the works.