Asalieri thread

[Guest]

Imagine if the person was a Jaha type and he had to pull a DSP scared turtle in response.

If somebody would serve him a contract to a fight with rules and everything, basically setting up a proper fight nobody could get sued over, he's back out at twice the speed of light - proving Einstein wrong for the first time of his life.

He'd probably out Tonka Tonka

[Guest]

Did that whale seriously find someone willing to fuck her behind Asa's back?

A couple chicks and a couple dudes from what I know about her. She's bisexual and a furry like her husband and has a major BDSM fetish and illustrates this in fanfiction she writes.

Even named her kids after FFIV and Tales of the Abyss characters (no I am not joking.)

[Le Redditeur]

Did that whale seriously find someone willing to fuck her behind Asa's back?

A couple chicks and a couple dudes from what I know about her. She's bisexual and a furry like her husband and has a major BDSM fetish and illustrates this in fanfiction she writes.

Even named her kids after FFIV and Tales of the Abyss characters (no I am not joking.)

I doubt she picked the normal names from these games, like Rosa, Edward, Luke, or Natalia. Nah, probably went with Porom, Rydia, Asch, and Legretta.

[Guest]

I doubt she picked the normal names from these games, like Rosa, Edward, Luke, or Natalia. Nah, probably went with Porom, Rydia, Asch, and Legretta.

I could tell you but I am not a complete cock like them. I will however divulge that Asa's wife has told him, when asked if she wished Jade Curtiss was the father, she replied and I quote: "If only."

[Guest]

Did that whale seriously find someone willing to fuck her behind Asa's back?

A couple chicks and a couple dudes from what I know about her. She's bisexual and a furry like her husband and has a major BDSM fetish and illustrates this in fanfiction she writes.

Even named her kids after FFIV and Tales of the Abyss characters (no I am not joking.)

In other words, he repeatedly made fun of cucks in his videos and flexed about being married man while his detractors "will die alone", when his wife is a cheating, unfuckable whore.
Considering they are a couple of NEETs, is Asa pretending that every time the wife left the house and came back smelling of cock nothing unusual happened?

[Guest]

In other words, he repeatedly made fun of cucks in his videos and flexed about being married man while his detractors "will die alone", when his wife is a cheating, unfuckable whore.
Considering they are a couple of NEETs, is Asa pretending that every time the wife left the house and came back smelling of cock nothing unusual happened?

The cucking was usually online as she is a major NEET and rarely leaves the house. She always gets caught and every time it happens, she is almost always free of consequence while the person she was cucking Asa with is always fully responsible, usually making up the most vile things the other person said or did. She has a history of it.

If I were a betting man, this would explain why she is always in his livestreams and videos now, so she can't cuck him again.

[Guest]

I also need to make a correction to my earlier statement, it wasn't Jade Curtiss that she wished fathered her children but Kratos Auron or however you spell it.

I can't keep track, she has a literal flavor of the month when it comes to fictional characters, in the entirety of the time I knew this chick she must've gone through a dozen or so fictional characters in the time I knew her and Asa and always went on about them, wrote very terrible fanfiction involving her sue OCs.

[rabidtictac]

Wow. Pretty fascinating if true. She always came across as a super weird person on her youtube channel. Seemed like someone who was very emotionally immature, and I don't mean that as a generic insult. I mean in a developmental sense. She had a lot of weird fanart and husbando shit on her youtube and I got the impression she was probably involved in deviantart and fanfiction.net shenanigans. But I never looked into it because, contrary to what Assholecelery believes about me, I really don't care about him. He's not one of the interesting lolcows, especially now that his channel is dead/irrelevant.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe he just wants to revenge cheat on her and figured that he'd have a better chance to suck dick instead of trying to find another retarded woman desperate enough for him. All fursuiters are faggots after all.

[Guest]

Wow. Pretty fascinating if true. She always came across as a super weird person on her youtube channel. Seemed like someone who was very emotionally immature, and I don't mean that as a generic insult. I mean in a developmental sense. She had a lot of weird fanart and husbando shit on her youtube and I got the impression she was probably involved in deviantart and fanfiction.net shenanigans. But I never looked into it because, contrary to what Assholecelery believes about me, I really don't care about him. He's not one of the interesting lolcows, especially now that his channel is dead/irrelevant.

As far as I know she still is part of dA and also gatekeeps anyone writing on FFN so you're not wrong.

As per the Asa searching for dick costume, would make sense to me as I'm sure he is looking for drama yet again and has a cuck fetish in spite of making fun of cucks. But this is Asa we're talking about, a man who you would find a picture of next to the words 'hypocrite' and 'irony.'

Honestly it feels good getting this shit out about him and his strumpet of a wife.