Weather

[Kugelfisch]

I'll just remind you faggots that my beautiful car is sitting in the comfy underground park deck and will never have frozen up windows again.
That's still no big thing to deal with anyway. Clearing the car in the morning is pretty chill (pun intended).

[mad bum]

-3F here (-19C for you euros) and this fucking suckssssssssssssssssss. I went out to get gas because I have been baby sitting my car so the battery doesn't die and my hands instantly froze.

[Guest]

Warm your hands up by resting them on your balls.

[Poonoo]

Warm your hands up by resting them on your balls.

But then you have cold balls.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

-3F here (-19C for you euros) and this fucking suckssssssssssssssssss. I went out to get gas because I have been baby sitting my car so the battery doesn't die and my hands instantly froze.

Are you in the midwest? I'm in the northeast and it was 1F/-17C when I went to work this morning. And people wonder why so many burgers want to move to California.

[RAPEMAN]

Niggas I have you beat. We had a -35C night last Monday with a wind chill of -45C. So cold we had a power outage. I had to put on a fucking fire.

Lord knows how my car started, cause I won't walk in anything below -29C.

[Old Black Man]

I'll just remind you faggots that my beautiful car is sitting in the comfy underground park deck and will never have frozen up windows again.
That's still no big thing to deal with anyway. Clearing the car in the morning is pretty chill (pun intended).

Fucking fancy!

[mad bum]

Owning your own home is fancier, even if I'm a cuck to a bank for 30 years.

[Keith Chegwin]

Well then, you don't really own it, do you?

[mad bum]

Knew that nigger argument was coming Coming from europoors who dream of owning there own property, regardless if the bank owns it first.