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Is there anything more embarrassing than being a normalfag?
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It's like with stupidity, the afflicted aren't the ones suffering under it, just everyone around them is.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:52 pmIs there anything more embarrassing than being a normalfag?
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It's like paying to get cucked IRL.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:13 pmStrip Clubs fucking suck. Like every retard normalfag I used to visit them with my friends in my early 20s. I miss nothing about the experience.
Can't wait for them to all go the way of malls and brick-and-mortar toy stores. The only people who go to them are boomers and extreme normalfags.
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I've never been to a strip club by myself, what's the protocol involved? Do you go in and just hang out and watch strippers?
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Go watch strippers take off their clothes (or if you're in my area watch them strip down to a bikini basically), sit politely while they shove their pussy/ass/tits in your face (no touching!). The good ones know how to actually pole/chair dance, the rest just twerk and awkwardly gyrate all over the stage. Then you throw them some sheckles and you might get a few seconds of personal attention.
Then when the girl gets offstage she says she likes you and attempts to get you to buy a lap dance or a drink or time in the VIP lounge.
Pretty much the same going with group only you don't have your drunk asshole friends trying to convince to shove your face in the strippers tits every time she comes by.
Then when the girl gets offstage she says she likes you and attempts to get you to buy a lap dance or a drink or time in the VIP lounge.
Pretty much the same going with group only you don't have your drunk asshole friends trying to convince to shove your face in the strippers tits every time she comes by.
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Strip clubs aren't really a thing over here. They do exist but only few and far between. We've got brothels instead.
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Das rite! Why settle for the lame shit when you can get the real deal?!
Not sure if that is more or less sad than going to a maid cafe.steamyham wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:52 pmGo watch strippers take off their clothes (or if you're in my area watch them strip down to a bikini basically), sit politely while they shove their pussy/ass/tits in your face (no touching!). The good ones know how to actually pole/chair dance, the rest just twerk and awkwardly gyrate all over the stage. Then you throw them some sheckles and you might get a few seconds of personal attention.
Then when the girl gets offstage she says she likes you and attempts to get you to buy a lap dance or a drink or time in the VIP lounge.
Pretty much the same going with group only you don't have your drunk asshole friends trying to convince to shove your face in the strippers tits every time she comes by.
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Much more. A maid caffee is pretty much just nip Hooters.
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Strip clubs make me feel proud to not have friends.
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I have to say the first time I went to a strip club I was severely disappointed it wasn't like a Motley Crue video. Every one I've ever been to it's sad and low energy.
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