Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yes. I think normies are going to be totally confused by this scene because my friends were. The robot legs aren't very noticeable-- he has regular humanoid legs instead of the spider legs-- so they were suddenly baffled as to where this takes place in the timeline where Maul could be alive.

That's actually not too confusing. Maul - at least in Clone Wars - only had the spider legs during the time he spent being batshit insane on a dumpster planet (which probably explains why he thought turning into a Drider was a good idea). He doesn't become sane again until he's found by his brother and healed by some Force witches, at which point he also gets humanoid legs.

His initial legs where pretty crude and obvious, but he's gotten much more subtle ones sometime between Clone Wars and Rebels.

13-37, the "female" activist robot. That's too dumb for Mad TV to think up and yet somebody not only wrote it but managed to get it into an actual Star Wars movie. The brand is kill. Never forgetti, rest in spaghetti.

At least we know her evil plans will never amount to anything, for Droids are still just tools and annoying sidekicks in the future.

[Liar Revealed]

His initial legs where pretty crude and obvious, but he's gotten much more subtle ones sometime between Clone Wars and Rebels.

Most normies have never seen that cartoon. My friends said, "Christ, how old is Han Solo then?" because they thought that Maul being alive meant that this had to take place pre-episode 1. If he had weird robot spider legs, audiences would clue in that they were seeing a resurrected Darth Maul. Instead he had normal looking robot legs mostly obscured by his cloak.

And fuck me, the Walker brothers loved that Droid Lives Matter shit. Rob Walker mocked fans that see that as virtue signalling and said, "that stuff was always in Star Wars."

[Luc Besson]

And why in hell would you like TLJ but not TPM? That's just weird. With some tighter editing TPM is a decent movie. It has the pod race, duel of the fates, teenage Natalie Portman, and it's not digital.

>teenage Natalie Portman
>teenage
GTAB

[Guest]

You think Besson tapped that while making The Professional? I think he did. It's why she supported Polanski for so long.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Most normies have never seen that cartoon. My friends said, "Christ, how old is Han Solo then?" because they thought that Maul being alive meant that this had to take place pre-episode 1. If he had weird robot spider legs, audiences would clue in that they were seeing a resurrected Darth Maul. Instead he had normal looking robot legs mostly obscured by his cloak.

You see, Star Wars is no longer for normies. Normies might support Trump, after all.

[Guest]

Lucas ignored the EU. Disney is turning it into part of a shared universe where we're expected to watch seasons of shitty cartoons and read countless SJW books and play their shitty games before we see the new movie. Worked for Marvel, I guess.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This will eventually come back to bite them in the ass. One of the big reasons why I dond't care about the MCU - aside from it being shit - is that I can't keep up with their shit output. That backlog is too big for me to give a damn.

[Kugelfisch]

And fuck me, the Walker brothers loved that Droid Lives Matter shit. Rob Walker mocked fans that see that as virtue signalling and said, "that stuff was always in Star Wars."

Have they seen the same Star Wars I did? The one where C3-P0 is disregarded almost all of the time because he's just a droid? Where R2-D2 is nothing but a useful tool box? The one where in the prequels the empire's droids are cannon fodder supreme?

[Kugelfisch]

I like TLJ because of its focus on the characters of Kylo, Luke and Rey and its selfaware narrative. Yoda's comeback kicked ass. I even found Serkis likable as Snoke though he died too soon.

TPM has cold fish in comparison. It may be much more creative plotwise, but aside from a decent performance by Neeson, there's not much to get invested in.
Point is, though the sequels tend to waste their leads, I still find them charismatic and enjoyable enough to merit my attention. I want to know what happens to them next.

Fair enough. I actually thought that Kylo had potential but feel it's 100% wasted. The prequels are total garbage through and through.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Yodas comeback kicked ass? Retardation confirmed.

It was beyond dumb and raped both the Yoda character and the entire SW force ghost lore....

And focussing on the worst characters in movie history somehow makes you like it? I really dont get this lol what nonsense. And how could you even say you like snoke when he's been 1% of the movie and totally wasted sheeessshh furries are retaaaaardedd.