Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

I'd have sympathy if he hadn't become completely unwatchable

This. He's a youtube personality. He makes videos and gets money. He only has one job, and that is to make good videos. He can't though. All his videos are shit now.

GG ShillJared, get fucked when nintendo inevitably decides to claim your bideos.

[pibbs]

Who's he talking about? Scarlett?
For context this is a long stream of excuses why he doesn't go to therapy.

Suicide watch. And by that I mean let's all watch as he does it.

Then again, it is the end of the month, so sympathy monies please...

And this has been SPOoNYs WaCKy TwItTEr update. The inane Trump ramblings have been omitted. He also is giving his expert legal opinions on how Hillary Clinton will be railroaded, how it will take time to see real progress on Trump's dealings because Miles is a cop and Noah knows these things. Yes, he seriously used his brother as the reason he's an expert on the legal system. And how Trump will abuse his power to avoid going to jail.

[Guest]

It's almost like Spoony things therapy is some magical insta-cure and it's not a process that takes time and willing effort on his part--

--oh wait. He knows that's exactly what it takes but then he would have to become a normal, functioning member of society.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Then again, it is the end of the month, so sympathy monies please...

How many "Your heath comes first/Take as much time as you need" anus-licking replies did this one get?

[MegaNigger]

We need to post some of the responses to these tweets. I Think the kind of people that take this shit bait make for a hilarious side show akin to Cuckson. This fucker who respondes, not sure how to tag twitter responses yet, doesn't even think to go, "Hey are you okay? Are you watching your intake there?", idiots.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Surely those encourages must start working any second now! He's so much more positive these days :3

He sounds like a heroin or meth addict.

I'm surprised he still goes through the effort of putting clothes on. It's not like him being naked all day would offend anyone. April's too glued onto her monitor to notice anything.

It's almost like Spoony things therapy is some magical insta-cure and it's not a process that takes time and willing effort on his part--

--oh wait. He knows that's exactly what it takes but then he would have to become a normal, functioning member of society.

He seems to be perfectly "happy" with his current situation.

[Auli]

Did he start being this retarded after JewWario's bathroom incident?


Also... if April is still with him, living in the house, I kinda feel bad. Think how awful she must feel seeing how fucking depressing and whiny Spoony is.

[Guest]

It's almost like Spoony things therapy is some magical insta-cure and it's not a process that takes time and willing effort on his part--

--oh wait. He knows that's exactly what it takes but then he would have to become a normal, functioning member of society.

He seems to be perfectly "happy" with his current situation.

Oh you know, for a fact, that Spoony is perfectly happy with everything that's happening in his life. There's a 90% chance he actually voted Trump. He's playing everything up on twitter because it gets him sympathy bucks and is 384028492384209x easier than making a video or getting a real job.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

And I'd say he'd just gobble down every pill in his bathroom before going to sleep.

I could see him doing this.

And fucking it up like the Madoff's did.

[wulfenlord]

Motherfucker is on Twitter for over 24 hours again, his ramblings getting more insane by the hour, now it's his repressed sexuality and him openly consulting Dr. Whisky again...