Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
I also only make videos about new movies I like, which is why I have none.
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The most milquetoast, middle-of-the-road movie reviewer on Youtube is concerned that he hasn't been milquetoast and middle-of-the-road enough.
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He made a short movie called Julia and it was terrible. He cried when /tv/ uploaded it to pornhub.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:28 pm. He also plans to do videos to help aspiring filmmakers.
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That's not surprising considering this is the same guy who cried because of a joke RLM did about him. I can't imagine how he's going to handle people criticizing his movie when it comes out.
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I will never understand those reviewer faggots always wanting to make a movie themselves. His video skills boil down to putting a camera on a tripod and turning on a softbox light.
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I'll be fair, he was working on this before he became a reviewer. That doesn't mean that it will be good. It's just a matter of how bad it's going to be.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:48 pmI will never understand those reviewer faggots always wanting to make a movie themselves. His video skills boil down to putting a camera on a tripod and turning on a softbox light.
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I won't settle for anything less then suicide.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:43 pmI can't imagine how he's going to handle people criticizing his movie when it comes out.
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This attitude is killing film criticism. Most of these milquetoast pushovers go with the general consensus and give passes to the worst blockbusters because they're deathly afraid of upsetting plebs and the major studios. Stuckmann is presenting this as him lifting up independent filmmakers, but what is really happening is now he has an excuse to avoid criticizing Hollywood. He'll continue to praise lowest common denominator trash, but now he won't ever dismiss any of that trash.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:28 pmChris Stuckmann doesn't want to make reviews on movies he hates anymore. He also isn't doing grades for his reviews anymore. He's just focusing on movies he likes and wants to recommend. He also plans to do videos to help aspiring filmmakers.
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We know the real reason is that he doesn't want his Youtube videos to fuck up his aspirations of directing movies. If he trashes somebody's movie who has a lot of sway, there goes his career as a director. That's the rumored reason why Lindsay is still making Youtube videos and doing novels instead of in Hollywood because she pissed off Ryan Coogler by trash talking him when they were at Film School. We'll see how this works out for Stuckmann.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:34 pmThis attitude is killing film criticism. Most of these milquetoast pushovers go with the general consensus and give passes to the worst blockbusters because they're deathly afraid of upsetting plebs and the major studios. Stuckmann is presenting this as him lifting up independent filmmakers, but what is really happening is now he has an excuse to avoid criticizing Hollywood. He'll continue to praise lowest common denominator trash, but now he won't ever dismiss any of that trash.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 5:28 pmChris Stuckmann doesn't want to make reviews on movies he hates anymore. He also isn't doing grades for his reviews anymore. He's just focusing on movies he likes and wants to recommend. He also plans to do videos to help aspiring filmmakers.
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I don't trust rumors, but Lindsey being such a cunt she turned Ryan Coogler into a lifelong enemy sounds like something that could've happened. 

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