Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:34 pm

This reminds me of something. Hang on a sec...

Yup, even Mythic Americas, the tabletop wargame featuring nothing but fantasy versions of Native American cultures from the Aztec to the Inuit, has the deer Wendigo - because at the end of the day, selling rad miniatures is more important than being "authentic".

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:24 pm

Complicity wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:26 pm
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Sat Jan 13, 2024 2:41 am
The best modern depiction of a wendigo is from the movie Ravenous (1999), with Robert Carlyle.


Even though the proper monster doesn't appear in it, it's more of a "let's overlap vampires and cannibals" kind of story, like Apocalypse Domani/Cannibal Apocalypse.
Ahh, I forgot about this gem, thanks for reminding me that it exists, I have friends who’d enjoy watching it.

And yeah fuck that thing VORP, deer wendigo are for hipsters and creepypasta children.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:26 pm

I prefer their Mesoamerican offerings, anyways.
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Now that's a fucking Quetzalcoatl.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:39 pm

That’s pretty dope I’ll admit.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GuestWrong » Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:11 pm

How has no one mentioned that the Wendigo's rampage was stopped by Hulk and Wolverine - two wypipo!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 13, 2024 9:15 pm

Hulk doesn't count. He's greenfluid.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:10 pm

So is Linkara, at least as far as M&M's go.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:18 pm

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 10:10 pm
So is Linkara, at least as far as M&M's go.
In his mind, the hoe boots stay on that oval slut!
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:35 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2024 5:17 pm
Did anyone cover his analogue horror series?
someone did. a lot of "at least he finished it" halfbaked praise.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 14, 2024 8:14 am

They're gonna love the riveting conclusion to The Contest of Champions (tm) then.
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