They're almost like elephants, except not quite as smart.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:35 pmThese autists can sure hold a grudge.
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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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He's hardly Jeffrey Dahmer
The house burning down was his mother's faultAdorableOtter wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:40 pmAlso, even if he unintentionally does some stupid shit, unintentional =/= harmless. I'm pretty sure he never intended to burn down his own house. Stupidity can be totally lethal.
He's been evaluated by at least two court appointed psychiatrists on at least two separate occasions. They wouldn't have let him loose on the world if they felt he legitimately posed a danger to society.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:40 pmChris + gun + roll 20 (1?) = unintentional Elliot Rodger.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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People can get worse. Compare Current Year Noah with Current Year -10 Noah.
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People can also be fairly consistent.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Chris is an emotional rollercoaster and should not have access to a gun. Period. He screams, he cries, he shits his pants and in this case he shutdown like a child would when confronted. Chris is unpredictable, that's why he's such a unique lolcow, he surprises us every time. We never expected he'd get drunk and side swipe Schneider. We never expected him and his mother to, again, driving into Schneider, we could never foresee Chris entering a mall he was banned from to colour Sonics arms and mace employee.
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Pretty sure his father owned guns, which they may or may not still have depending on whether they survived the fire
Everything you've cited as an example of Chris' unpredictability was perfectly predictable.RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:00 pmChris is unpredictable, that's why he's such a unique lolcow, he surprises us every time. We never expected he'd get drunk and side swipe Schneider. We never expected him and his mother to, again, driving into Schneider, we could never foresee Chris entering a mall he was banned from to colour Sonics arms and mace employee.
Chris' entire criminal history involves him trying go back to places after he's been banned from them for making a nuisance of himself. He tried to run over Snyder the first time because Snyder tried to prevent him from leaving until the police arrived. Police were called A) because Chris took pictures of Snyder's daughter and B) because he'd been banned from Snyder's store years ago and kept trying to come back. He did this numerous times.
As for the macing incident, he has a history of vandalism. He's been banned and thrown out of Walmarts for vandalising store displays. He went around to every GameStop in his immediate area to vandalise the Sonic Boom displays because SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FREAKING BLUE and got banned from every single one of them. He was banned from the one where he maced the employee and maced him when they kept telling him to leave
He's facing charges now for trespassing at the mall after he was banned
He's done this since he was kid. Even when he was a kid, he'd go to Toys R' Us or wherever and go in the back room. The employees would say 'You're not allowed in here' and he would respond 'Yes I am'.
He does not like to be told he can't go somewhere
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Sounds to me like someone who should be in prison.
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Yes. I'm sure you saw him attempting to run someone over twice coming. I'm sure you saw him macing a gamestop employee coming. His track record totally predicted it.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:51 amEverything you've cited as an example of Chris' unpredictability was perfectly predictable.
He has boundary issues, a history of violent outbursts, and lack of understanding of consequences. Be contrarian all you want but he's a timebomb and only gets worse the more time passes.
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DON'T. TELL ME. WHERE TO GO.
Didn't he also vandalize a Walmart Xbone display?
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You mean the HEX-BOX display? Yes.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:42 amDON'T. TELL ME. WHERE TO GO.
Didn't he also vandalize a Walmart Xbone display?
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