Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Proboards Support]

Recently in a nearby town there was a huge landwhale who fell in his shower and it took the fire department to pry him out.

When will that happen with booger?

[AwesomePizza]

Recently in a nearby town there was a huge landwhale who fell in his shower and it took the fire department to pry him out.

When will that happen with booger?

You assume he even baths. Funny.

[Poonoo]

Recently in a nearby town there was a huge landwhale who fell in his shower and it took the fire department to pry him out.

When will that happen with booger?

You assume he even baths. Funny.

This is how he cleans himself:



The people clapping are his fans after they here him talk in his videos.

[rabidtictac]

Rag on a stick is probably legit how he cleans himself. Or should I say, how his wife cleans him. A lot of these super morbidly obese people you see on shows like 600 Pound Life have family members who wipe their asses for them and give them sponge baths.

[RedundantSquash]

You would think this Obamacare situation would motivate him to start taking his weight seriously and try and improve his lifestyle but then you remember what a lying, lazy, grotesque and manipulating scumbag he is. Fuck him and all his deluded acolytes who praise and defend his bullshit.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Turns out the fat cunt was lying about his numbers, not that his crazed audience cares, this recieved so much less attention that his shitty infographics. When others create fake tweets of his, that's really bad, but when he's constantly lying and deceiving, that's somehow fine, because he's fighting the spawns of satan (r/the_donald) for the good of all of you guys, after all, he loves you all very much and gets political only because he's so worried about everyone else. What a great guy.

Also, the poor baby continues to cry about the_donald being mean to him, but they don't give a shit, there are two topics about him in past week and only few people noticed it, so him throwing just another tantrum just makes him look desperate for more drama, and in that he failed miserably, because nobody cares about him outside of his little internet cult (and this place...).

// Just in case someone was as stupid as Booger and just didn't get it, what you pay as a bussiness owner or entrepreneur on tax isn't the same thing as what you pay for health care. Unless you are an autistic boogie viewer who doesn't know a first thing about running a bussiness and all the taxes are the same for them.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Some additional insight from Fat People Hate (so bring out a lot of salt): https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/1847620

Apparently he only contributes 2 thousands, not 40.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It might just be 2 grand, but the amount of lifes he has saved with his charming personality and emotional support over the years more than makes up for the difference. He is our hero.

[Proboards Support]

Boogie is a madern day Jesus.

And at least in his case, he could never be crucified.


At least without a forklift.

[rabidtictac]

// Just in case someone was as stupid as Booger and just didn't get it, what you pay as a bussiness owner or entrepreneur on tax isn't the same thing as what you pay for health care. Unless you are an autistic boogie viewer who doesn't know a first thing about running a bussiness and all the taxes are the same for them.

I figured it was something like this. Boogie will never stop lying and trying to deceive people so as to better manipulate them.