Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Le Redditeur]

He is north-korean! When will you guys ever learn!

So he's Brazilian?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Josef is a czech name (and german, to be fair). Why the fuck would a future dicktator chose such weird name on his fake passport? Perhaps it was supposed to be "José" and they fucked up.

[Le Redditeur]

Well, it was "issued" by the embassy at Prague. You actually clarified why they picked such a weird name (I thought that it was someone being cute and leaving a hint about Stalin).

[Some Sick Fuck]

Oh. Now it makes a bit more sense, I've missed the "Praga" piece - even the Pwag sounds a bit like a korean would likely pronounce Prague

[rabidtictac]

Goldfish memory You say? Is that so? From what you're saying it sounds like you're way more into DHI then DHI is into you.

That's the most important take-away from all of this. She's clearly very mad and trying badly to hide it. She acts like this place is a forum to specifically discuss marzgurl. She's one of many threads on here and not a particularly interesting or popular one. She could have taken her time at KF to complain about the length of the spoony thread or how we talk about other sacred cows like jewwario, but she's all about ME, REEEEEEEEEEE instead.

As Poonoo pointed out, she's ignored the more valid complaints in favor of petty nitpicks. Ignoring, of course, that even the more valid complaints were just offhand shitposts from people like me who don't give a single shit about her life or what she's doing. I see a thread and I shitpost an opinion. But I'm still right that she needs to stop bitching about money like some mini-DSP, when she apparently has a job she loves. Also, her food videos are fucking terrible and she should be ashamed to fill youtube up with garbage like that. Let alone to complain because her (freely uploaded) videos aren't making her as much money as she feels entitled to.

[Vaporwear]

It's true, I mean, she's a fat stupid bitch but she's also boring as fuck. Her singing is boring, her videos are boring, she's fat and stupid but not note-worthy, even on TGWTG she was third-tier. Like, we only acknowledge her existence because she used to be one of those tgwtg cows, I don't actually know anything about her except that she's fat, stupid, uses bad filters, and has been doing this reviewing shit for 10 years but still sucks at it. Even if it's "just a hobby", I still would've quit a long time ago if I still sucked this bad at it after 10 years of trying.

[Rapeculture]

"I love my job, but....muh videos..." as a tear gently rolls down her cheek.

Someone should invite her here and ask her about all the shit she conveniently ignored in that post about us. I'd do it, but I don't have Twitter because fuck that.

[Kugelfisch]

Geez, sorry. I saw a tiny brown-skinned bitch and automatically assumed he was some ricenigger. I was giving him the benefit of doubt for looking short in the company of Danny DeVito. IRL I don't even notice manlets so she's lucky I registered that he's some kinda nigger in the first place.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's true, I mean, she's a fat stupid bitch but she's also boring as fuck.

Really the only somewhat interesting thing she did in the last years is photoshop herself into one of April's creepy dolls.

[Guest]

*masturbates to MarzGurl from the corner of woe*