DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Wasn't King of Pol banned from foxdickfarms (or, at least, from DSP threads)? I still remember the time when there was some sort of "happening" related to the fake whore saga (I think it was the "definite brownie" that fooled Neger right into the trap, the dumb fuck), and KoP was sperging in ALL CAPS AND BOLD FACE, so after three red mod warnings on his posts, the mod had enough and threadbanned him.

I mean, they probably took him back because he has this uncanny ability to sperg his way into any group. I'm surprised he never tried his shit here. Probably DHI is too small for his gaping assh- I mean, professional internet trolling tastes.

[Guest]

Probably because people here aren't fucking stupid enough to believe everything spergs say like KF does.

[Angelfire Memes]

Pol is banned totally from KF I believe. Although he's probably still socking and trying to bait Vidar. Those two should just fuck already.

[Guest]

His new account is using his real name now.

[Guest]

I don't understand how that fucking nigger thinks. Hanging around foxdickfarms with his powerword as his username is like walking around with your ass spread open on the off chance the negroes just got tired of playing with your boyhole.

[Le Redditeur]

I don't understand how that fucking nigger thinks. Hanging around foxdickfarms with his powerword as his username is like walking around with your ass spread open on the off chance the negroes just got tired of playing with your boyhole.

He tried to hide behind a sock, but then he tried to white knight himself on his (then almost dead) thread. That got people interested in his antics, and soon enough, convicted felon Ethan Ralph posted proof of identity of KoP, which made him look, well, not too different from what he looks on average, I guess. Every single thing that happened to him after that, including his dealings with Vidar, were caused by this singular event. Everything was completely avoidable.

[Guest]

This is probably the longest Null has gone without mentioning DSP.

He either committed himself due to the trauma of getting tricked.

Or he's too busy focused on the Joy Sparkles Detractors being disproven.

[rabidtictac]

Wew lad

Clearly this guy right here with the watery sugar "sauce" would own a fucking amazing restaurant and be raking in money if not for the detractors dood. It's Amy's Baking Company all over again.

[Guest]

Ah, yes, culinary expert Phil Burnell that's somehow never heard of the phrases "eat with your eyes" or "plate presentation". Of course spoiled brat DSP never worked a day in his life in a restaurant in the mean streets of Connecticut.

[Poonoo]

Wew lad

Clearly this guy right here with the watery sugar "sauce" would own a fucking amazing restaurant and be raking in money if not for the detractors dood. It's Amy's Baking Company all over again.

Imagine him dealing with customer complaints:

"What do you mean it's not medium rare? It's pink on the inside, you have bugged eye sight mechanics"

"Your pizza is overcooked? Yeah, my oven is busted and it's getting repaired tomorrow. Nothing I could do."
"Then can I get my money back?"
"Wow dood, I'm already struggling financially as it is replacing this pizza oven, you now you expect free food? You are being a typical entitled customer, for once in your life care about meeee. reeeeee."

"Do you have a baby chair for my little one?"
"Do you know how many customers bring their babies here? Almost none, and the baby never gets their own meal anyway so I am guaranteed to not get any return on investment for the chair. Before making insane requests *snort* you need to realise that you could be putting me out of business. If your baby is too fat to sit on your lap then maybe you shouldn't be such a shit parent and stop feeding it so much."