DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Angelfire Memes]

And as far as the demon possession shit goes, most people nowadays have some shit in their past having to do with their parents, a garbage relative or some drama that wasn't their fault and shouldn't have any right to touch them as adults. I'm just saying, whatever happened with her insane mom, if that's actually true, it wasn't her fault and she couldn't have done anything about it. It was already resolved years ago by whatever judicial body presided over the case and she wasn't at fault in any case. TBH her mom was probably a shitty boomer too.

It's just thirsty, crying detractor faggots desperately reaching for something to use against this girl. We don't need to know anything except that DSP is going to ruin her life and that, in itself, is going to create lulz for all of us. Potentially massive lulz if this soulmaid decides to be more public with the detractors than leanna was.

Sure, dig her info up to laugh at DSP's dumb ass for thinking he was bulletproof, but so far none of the info has amounted to anything. Just typical shit you'll honestly find on anyone. TBH these days, you should find a lot more dirt than that. They couldn't even link her to any weird porn accounts or camwhoring.

I agree to a point, but I will admit to finding the demon possession story funny purely because Phil was all "she has NO INTERNET PRESENCE and NOBODY will find ANYTHING" and then within a day they go and find something completely fucking bizarre.

However the kek goldmine will be if/when Phil founds out about the demon possession story. You know he won't be able to resist commenting on it and will probably end up confirming the whole thing to his entire audience, spilling a bunch of her personal info in a fit of autistic rage. Just like he did with Leanna and the hospital. So I'm mainly following demongate for the kek potential more than anything else. Speculate to accumulate keks my nigger.

[rabidtictac]

I've got a shitty uncle who was in prison on some sex crimes shenanigans. Somebody could dox me and find that, but it's nothing to do with me other than that we're related. I've got all kinds of piece-of-shit relatives from some country backwoods. I would grow up hearing about some distant relative stole silverware or some other relative had a drug problem. There was some bit shitstorm a while back about a shitty great uncle's inheritance getting conned from him by two con artists, which turned into a legal battle where everyone involved became Scrooge McDuck. It's just life shit.

Hell, just think about how many parents are divorced nowadays, and then think about how many were because of the mom being crazy or the dad being crazy, or one or both parents were abusive, substance abusers etc. Shitty boomer parents have created no shortage of stories like the soulmaid's. It's a bizarre tale, but sounds completely in-character for the kind of bizarre shit disturbed christfag burgers get up to. I assume the mom was either a christfag or insane or both. You can't not grow up in current meme without some story like that. If not about you, then someone you know.

Not only CAN people find juicier stuff, but we have. Pick any of the TGWTG members and we have something more shameful on them than the demon possession bullshit. Black dude from Doge's show is a hardcore furry. Linkara had a cockslut account and lied about Iron Liz being trans to cover for his cock lust, before eventually going full bestiality. Doge fucked over a lot of TGWTG members along with Michaud, from what I hear. Boogie2988 was most likely cucked by Dez before the divorce and we have documentation of his manipulation going back years. Even Leanna at least had a fucking annoying voice and was a cunt during the Kingdom Hearts thing. Spoony and DSP, well I hardly need to say. Jim Sterling married a female version of himself in an """" OPEN MARRIAGE. """" TotalBiscuit told people to get cancer and die before getting cancer himself and slowly dying. : D

People just need to calm down until some real shit comes along. Full autism has been unleashed on this girl and they found jack shit. I'm positive he'll freak as we're approaching April (aka tax time: harvest season) and DSP realizes his subs and patreon are both way down.

[Cuckson]

I find interesting that neger hasnt managed to get any work history on her, makse you wonder if the camgirl theory could be right, but then again its just kiwis trying to live again the MW saga before looking like idiots

[Angelfire Memes]

Gotta feel for Phil, having a laggy TV, a laggy online connection, a laggy arcade stick, and laggy games, all of which only affects him. He is one unlucky dood.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh yeah, it's that annoying lopsided lag that only ever works in the opponent's favor. Hate that shit.

And the best keks will be produced by DSP and DSP alone. Just sit back and wait.

[Guest]

What's goutboi talking about "PUBG getting stale." Are the redemption runs of everything including jacking off and gf somehow not?
DSP is like Hollywood, just rehashing all his old ideas but worse.

[Angelfire Memes]

I'm honestly confused as to why he goes to the effort of putting up these polls if he's just going to ignore them and play an old GTA game he's already played before. With no music. That's always what confuses me with Phil, he's so greedy and lazy so you think he'd just go for the easy option every time, or the financial option every time. But he doesn't. He goes to the effort of making a poll, then decides not to play one of the winners and risk pissing people off. He's greedy and lazy, but inconsistently so. It's bizarre.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess his paypigs dig the illusion of choice.

[Guest]

Oh boy, can't wait for stream chat to play Secret of Mana for him. How exciting. "What is this? What is that? Uhhhhh. Look! Look did you see that? I just totally figured it out on my own ACK ACK ACK."

[Le Redditeur]

Square-Enix ruined Secret of Mana with that god-awful looking remake, and now DSP will finish burying it. Fantastic.

I may start a Secret of Mana run on an emulator just as a silent protest.