DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Now that he revealed his soulmaid, I kinda lament the opportunity lost of eternal grief that would be caused if the Mystery Woman saga was still going on. Imagine the smugness level on Phil's part if he could prove them damn detractors 100% wrong on his own.

[Kama]

Yo had a pretty good Valentines Day. Thought I'd see what's up and saw the kiwis speculating that she's some kinda demon vampire drug addict webcam porn star.

So I came to talk to you guys. People with actual common sense. This whole girlfriend thing with Phil is overall really boring. It was way more funny when everyone thought it was a hooker. Least there was lulz from that. I just don't really give a shit about the real thing. She's so uninteresting.

For all that talk about being against a-logging, the Farms are quite happy to engage in a-logging when it suits them.

Anyway, that kind of reaction is exactly what DSP wants from "detractors". I imagine he must be secretly gloating in Kiwi tears right now, because he showed those sociopath detractors that Phil Burnell is smarter than them, while they wallow in troll remorse and frustration.

Just focus on something else and let Philbert screw up on his own accord, as usual. He can't avoid doing something stupid when he's high from huffing his own farts - if people ignore his soul maid and focus on other aspects of his despicable persona, he'll end up fucking his relationship because he will throw it under the bus to defend himself.

The Chad Burnell meme of theirs is more true than they want to admit. DSP showed up with an ordinary, not-Boogie-tier female and losers like fayt shit themselves with jealous tears. Rather than sit around and wait for the lulz when DSP ruins another woman's life with his pigroach lifestyle and narcissism, they'd rather sperge out over demonic possession and insulting her looks (because there's nothing else to insult at this point, because we don't know anything about her.)

Also LEL Neger telling people to calm down. He's one of the biggest sperges regarding this whole new soulmaid saga. The really juicy soulmaid shit won't be ABOUT her anyway-it'll be when DSP takes her to a store right across from where his ex works, or when he wakes her up to cook him dinner while she's sick, or when he starts taking her for granted and treating her like shit, and she comes to the internet to tell us the details of Phil's micropenne.

Or-even better-she's a gold digger who will pussywhip DSP, spend all his money and do nothing for him. And he'll have to keep her around because he needs pussy to validate his existence.

Kiwi said: Just a fun update: He's at 482 subs. They are dropping like flies.

This is more funny than anything in the soulmaid saga yet. All the a-logging and jealousposting is obscuring DSP dropping shitloads of subs. He's going to flip out once he's unable to hit any goals.

He already took her to a store that was across from where Leanna used to work but who knows if she still does. But I guess Phil is petty enough to do it anyways just in case.

[Guest]

So I came to talk to you guys. People with actual common sense. This whole girlfriend thing with Phil is overall really boring. It was way more funny when everyone thought it was a hooker. Least there was lulz from that. I just don't really give a shit about the real thing. She's so uninteresting.

It was fake and gay.

[Kama]

So I came to talk to you guys. People with actual common sense. This whole girlfriend thing with Phil is overall really boring. It was way more funny when everyone thought it was a hooker. Least there was lulz from that. I just don't really give a shit about the real thing. She's so uninteresting.

It was fake and gay.

Yeah it was fake and gay, but it was still a more lulzy time than now. Kiwis need to face it. She's just some normal girl, and it's retarded to try and speculate what thrilling fictitious backstory she has. People are making a way bigger deal about it than it is. Instead of being a bunch of retards they should just stop before they end up looking stupid again.

[Le Redditeur]

She's just some normal girl

Too early to assume that just yet. Give it time. Perhaps they will still surprise us.

[Angelfire Memes]

Personally I hope this chick is really nice and wins over the detractors. We already know she's far better at games than Phil, imagine if she becomes more popular. Phil's reaction would be worth a few keks I imagine.

Also the demon possession thing is mostly people just memeing. According to the documents it wasn't Kat that was locked in a closet but her younger sister. She was still taken from her mother though (obviously). I agree though the keks won't come from her, but from Phil's reaction. For example, if Phil blurts out on stream that the STOOPID MENTALLY ILL DETRACTORS doxed his girlfriend and found out she's from a broken crazy home and her sister was locked in a closet, that would be hilarious and is actually fairly likely. It'd be the Leanna hospital thing all over again.

[Kama]

She's just some normal girl

Too early to assume that just yet. Give it time. Perhaps they will still surprise us.

Maybe but I'd rather that come out naturally than people acting thirsty as fuck trying to find the answers. Fuck knows people didn't hate pandalee until she gave them a reason to hate her. This one has done nothing, and people are treating her like a fucking CSI episode.

[Le Redditeur]

She's just some normal girl

Too early to assume that just yet. Give it time. Perhaps they will still surprise us.

Maybe but I'd rather that come out naturally than people acting thirsty as fuck trying to find the answers. Fuck knows people didn't hate pandalee until she gave them a reason to hate her. This one has done nothing, and people are treating her like a fucking CSI episode.

Oh, absolutely, I agree 100%. It's like those spergs didn't learn anything from the Mystery Woman debacle. It's fine to search for her info just to throw the "I took precahushions, dood" thing in Phil's face, but trying to force ridiculous stuff about her is something I think even Fred Fuchs wouldn't do. Maybe.

Personally I hope this chick is really nice and wins over the detractors. We already know she's far better at games than Phil, imagine if she becomes more popular. Phil's reaction would be worth a few keks I imagine.

That would be the best outcome possible. Imagine his paypigs turning thirsty for Kat Horseface and demanding her gameplay instead of old gouty Phil Burnell. Although I suppose DSP wouldn't mind too much pimping her and reaping the rewards.

[rabidtictac]

And as far as the demon possession shit goes, most people nowadays have some shit in their past having to do with their parents, a garbage relative or some drama that wasn't their fault and shouldn't have any right to touch them as adults. I'm just saying, whatever happened with her insane mom, if that's actually true, it wasn't her fault and she couldn't have done anything about it. It was already resolved years ago by whatever judicial body presided over the case and she wasn't at fault in any case. TBH her mom was probably a shitty boomer too.

It's just thirsty, crying detractor faggots desperately reaching for something to use against this girl. We don't need to know anything except that DSP is going to ruin her life and that, in itself, is going to create lulz for all of us. Potentially massive lulz if this soulmaid decides to be more public with the detractors than leanna was.

Sure, dig her info up to laugh at DSP's dumb ass for thinking he was bulletproof, but so far none of the info has amounted to anything. Just typical shit you'll honestly find on anyone. TBH these days, you should find a lot more dirt than that. They couldn't even link her to any weird porn accounts or camwhoring.

[Kama]

Yeah the funniest thing that will come out of this is the soulmaid realizing the mistake she made in getting with DSP of all people, which will lead to her running for the hills as fast as she can while Phil is going "NOTHING I COULD DO!"