DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[FuckSploony]

Well, DSP IS that petty, Leanna really fucked his ego after leaving him.

All of this is just him trying to mend his ego and pose in front of his paypigs. Same reason he wont sell the house, same reason he had an BMW, and so on. All what he does is posing.

He is kinda like Spoony, he hates his paypigs, he ALWAYS needs to be better than them (in case of Spoony is he ALWAYS is smarter than everyone, see Persona 5 four color theorem shit), have a bigger house, have a gf, and constantly remind everyone of this because for him its a badge of honor.

[Angelfire Memes]

Wew lad. I wouldn't put it past DSP for that to be true, why else would two adults be in Claire's? The alternative is that they're both emotionally stunted spastics, which is also fairly likely.

Also the new maid spent her second night at the gout mansion playing Overwatch until 3am, while Phil stood behind her taking creepshots for Instagram. "Soulmates".

Also she plays Overwatch on PC using a gamepad, I'm willing to bed the demon possession story is true now.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh, so now Philbert likes Overwatch again? I thought he had ragequit it a while ago because he kept getting rekt by the SoK trolls.

[Guest]

What, like Panda was gonna move back to Allentown? Give me a fucking break.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how long this soulmating will last if they decide to stream some co-op fun and she turns out to be way better than him.

Also she plays Overwatch on PC using a gamepad, I'm willing to bed the demon possession story is true now.

Phil made a deal with the devil to get a new waifu.

[Guest]

lol, Fayt deleted everything.

[Le Redditeur]

Who's "Fayt"?

[Angelfire Memes]

Who's "Fayt"?

Some gigantic detractor sperg who seems to be worse than KoP was. He spent a few weeks sperging out because he was single and he was genuinely afraid that someone like DSP had managed to pull a smoking hot 10/10. As it turns out DSP hadn't done that at all so Fayt started acting like a massive faggot REEEEing about how ugly this chick was because he felt vindicated.

Those are the details but really all you need to know is he got banned from Kiwi Farms for being too autistic. That says it all really.

[Guest]

Woah, what even is this?

I wonder if Leanna was working when he did this, and if he did it intentionally.

Personally I hope he did it intentionally and it turned out to be a day she wasn't working. How perfect would that be?

[Angelfire Memes]

Woah, what even is this?

I wonder if Leanna was working when he did this, and if he did it intentionally.

Personally I hope he did it intentionally and it turned out to be a day she wasn't working. How perfect would that be?

It definitely was intentional, although I doubt he has enough spine to actually walk into H&M and see if she was working. I imagine he found plenty of excuses to walk back and forth outside to show off his new toy to Leanna/her workmates though, but at a safe distance.

DSP may have had sex before but he will always be a virgin faggot.