Pat the NES Cunt

[Guest]

Sure they do, tons of them....

Mario kart is a fighter, right?

[RAPEMAN]

Ian's getting fucking fat. Put down the bottle.

[Charlar]

Porting over turn-based RPG sounds relatively doable if you like cutting a lot of corners in the presentation department (and probably throw out some actual kahntent thanks to memory limitations). Would be fun having them try to port over Harvest Moon with its persistent farm and shit.

Or how about Street Fighter NES Edition. Did the NES even have fighting games?

Still would not be the worst thing even remotely related to Street Fighter, remember Human Killing Machine?

[Poonoo]

Ian's getting fucking fat. Put down the bottle.

It's muh stomach problems, nothing I could do.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Still would not be the worst thing even remotely related to Street Fighter, remember Human Killing Machine?

Don't you dare diss HKM. I felt me so represented because of the great German opponents you face there.

[AwesomePizza]

I remember Ian's review of the DuckTales re-release and complaining it changed stuff. And going after a reviewer for the game being too difficult.

I then played it and completely agreed with the reviewer. Loved the updates and cutscenes, hated the left over lives system.

Took off the rose colored glasses I had for retro games and realized I only loved them before I only had like six NES games as a kid I played over and over.

[mad bum]

Ian's getting fucking fat. Put down the bottle.

It's muh stomach problems, nothing I could do.

He was losing weight also, then once he got his tummy problems "fixed" he went back to hitting the bottle, something that probably gave him the problem in the first place.

[Poonoo]

Ian's getting fucking fat. Put down the bottle.

It's muh stomach problems, nothing I could do.

He was losing weight also, then once he got his tummy problems "fixed" he went back to hitting the bottle, something that probably gave him the problem in the first place.

He was eating spicy Mexican food too when he was sick. It reminds me of when I had constipation issues, when I ate better the problems went away so it was nothing serious. I bet you his problems were caused by him drinking and eating like shit.

[rabidtictac]

Drinking is a real easy way to gain weight. The beer belly meme is legit. Unless you account for those calories, they're just extra. You wouldn't imagine a person could just consume 1000+ calories without knowing it, but if you get shitfaced off cheap swill rather than hard liquor, it's easy.

[BobbyBoucher]

On the latest Not So Common podcoast, Pat:

• Built a new computer and complains about the prices of GPUs. From his description, it was probably a GTX 1060 ($240 base + $140 mining boom). His complaints would be legitimate if he hadn't just bought a million-dollar home.
• Continues to complain about Logan Paul, jut like he complained about Pew Die Pie. That shit really brings down the podcast to a drama-tier YouTube channel.
• Continues to complain about Trump. He must be really pissed about those taxes. He's also forming an LLC.

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