Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Charlar » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:50 pm

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She does have a very punchable face. Isn't nutrisystem expensive? Where's she getting all this money to go to drifting experiences, esport tournies, and kick boxing?
Her husband? Daddy?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:55 pm

New sugar daddy? That might explain her sudden willingness to go all in for kickboxing. Gotta look good to keep her man.

It's sad--but telling--that she looks better here than she does when she slaps filters and mortars makeup all over her face.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by wildmage » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:58 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:55 pm
New sugar daddy? That might explain her sudden willingness to go all in for kickboxing. Gotta look good to keep her man.

It's sad--but telling--that she looks better here than she does when she slaps filters and mortars makeup all over her face.
I agree, she is a solid would. And being in california, maybe CA has some turbo autistic fans that made it into the tech business? I can picture him paying her to sit awkwardly at dinner somewhere in public.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:44 pm

Yeah, seems a bit fishy, especially considering the "I had to use cheap make-up because muh money problems" tweet not a while ago.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am

Why are you buying makeup if you're married?
I know she's whoring around but come awwn man at least save the money.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:49 am

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Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am
Why are you buying makeup if you're married?
I know she's whoring around but come awwn man at least save the money.
Married to a guy 1500 miles away, whom she moved away from "just because" apparently.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Charlar » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:18 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:49 am
Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am
Why are you buying makeup if you're married?
I know she's whoring around but come awwn man at least save the money.
Married to a guy 1500 miles away, whom she moved away from "just because" apparently.
>Implying she married anyone for real
That was to keep the thristy betas from getting too close
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:39 am

Charlar wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:18 am
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:49 am
Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:48 am
Why are you buying makeup if you're married?
I know she's whoring around but come awwn man at least save the money.
Married to a guy 1500 miles away, whom she moved away from "just because" apparently.
>Implying she married anyone for real
That was to keep the thristy betas from getting too close
Probably pays some Filipino on Fiverr to Tweet some shit about being married to her every once in a while.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Osterzone » Thu Feb 08, 2018 3:57 am

Redondo Beach? Paying for an overpriced gym membership in an upper income town doesn't make anyone think you're rich, Kaylyn.

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:35 am

She doesn't look bad when she keeps the makeup and filters off.
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