The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Carn]

Mike has the most punchable face

[Duwango]

Mike has the most punchable face

lol calm down

[Kugelfisch]

Mike has the most punchable face

>implying anybody is more punchable than Film Bald
Why do you think he's bobbing his head so much? It's purely to make his face harder to hit, ingrained into his subconscious from decades of being punched by random pedestrians on reflex.

[wildmage]

As much as I would like to agree with you both, ProJared's schnotz takes the fucking cake. If I ever see him on the street, rap sheet be damned, I'll make sure he needs reconstructive surgery.

And I don't even hate the guy as much as, say, Blob or Spoony!

[Kugelfisch]

To me, he's got the ugliness of a not-quite-mature bird, not the punchability of Baldy Britfag.
Blob I don't want to punch. I just really, really want him to keep living his tormented life. I couldn't think of a greater punishment for Blob than him just going on with how he's lived his life so far. He's everything he hates and nothing he wants to be.

[Pope Corky III]

To me, he's got the ugliness of a not-quite-mature bird, not the punchability of Baldy Britfag.
Blob I don't want to punch. I just really, really want him to keep living his tormented life. I couldn't think of a greater punishment for Blob than him just going on with how he's lived his life so far. He's everything he hates and nothing he wants to be.

What about living his life thus far but with a shattered testicle via question block?

[Kugelfisch]

Amusing thought but that would enforce his belief in Mario and him having some kind of shared destiny. The boring, mundane life he has is perfect. Really, diabetes was perfect because it was to be expected and such a boring and silly disease in it's self-inflicted type 2 form.
But gout would be marvelous. Just some depressing shit to deal with that he could've prevented but has to live with, without being too exciting of a thing.

[wildmage]

Amusing thought but that would enforce his belief in Mario and him having some kind of shared destiny. The boring, mundane life he has is perfect. Really, diabetes was perfect because it was to be expected and such a boring and silly disease in it's self-inflicted type 2 form.
But gout would be marvelous. Just some depressing shit to deal with that he could've prevented but has to live with, without being too exciting of a thing.

And have his brother or JAWWKZ from high school survive some actual fucking disease and come better at the end. Nothing will make Bob more furious than people attention to someone else for, what his mind conceives as, the same thing.

[Carn]

As much as I would like to agree with you both, ProJared's schnotz takes the fucking cake. If I ever see him on the street, rap sheet be damned, I'll make sure he needs reconstructive surgery.

And I don't even hate the guy as much as, say, Blob or Spoony!

Oh yeah actually, Jared smug attitude with his huge jew nose is definitely up there. I've never even watched his content, just saw him in that one Game Chasers episode where he vaulted over some store's counter like a total autist.

[Carn]

Mike has the most punchable face

>implying anybody is more punchable than Film Bald
Why do you think he's bobbing his head so much? It's purely to make his face harder to hit, ingrained into his subconscious from decades of being punched by random pedestrians on reflex.

I think I'd prefer to slap Film Bald right on his gleaming coconut in the hope he realises he needs to give up and shave the pathetic vestiges of hair he has left.