Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Some Sick Fuck]

I just love how the cunt casually mentions that he is an addict, as if people have heard it enough times to accept it as some incurable condition. No diets worked for me, they all failed me! I'm a fucking food addict by the way, but that can't be the reason why I'm not losing weight.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Yeah, sure the diets failed... once he stopped following them.

Or does he consider losing 50+ lbs for the couple months he does a diet "failing"? Cause that's how many/most of his diets start out.

[Kugelfisch]

If he'd follow a diet, any diet, for even a single month he'd lose that much and then some.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

He HAS followed diets for a month or more and HAS lost 50+ pounds before.

But something always comes up.
Either something bad happens, like someone says something bad to him on youtube, and he goes off the diet because he is sad.
Or something good happens, like he hit the 50 pounds lost mark, and he goes off the diet to celebrate.
Or something special happens, like it's Arbor Day, and he goes off the diet at a party.
Or something mediocre happens, like he manages to eat a meal without going through a 2 liter of MtnDew, and he goes off the diet as a reward.
Or something normal happens, like he takes a shit, and he goes off the diet just because.

[Kugelfisch]

Speaking of that, did he ever have a tour around his house? I bet he has one of those heavily-spring-loaded shitters that basically catapult you off of it with steel handrails.

[rabidtictac]

That's because, whatever "diet' you go on, it has to be sustainable.

For Life.

So there's no point setting up some bullshit soup and cabbage diet if your name is Boogie and you dip yourself in grease and bacon fat at every meal time. You need a diet where you look forward to meals and can enjoy food, but will still lose weight.

All the diet shit I've ever seen Boogie do has been fad-based. Usually juicing or some other social media fad garbage for losers. He could just type a food he wants to eat into fucking GOOGLE and read a few articles about its health benefits and then decide if it's going to be bad for his weight. Jesus Christ. Livestrong is a pretty good resource for general info and you can find calorie counter stuff absolutely everywhere.

[Le Redditeur]

All the diet shit I've ever seen Boogie do has been fad-based. Usually juicing or some other social media fad garbage for losers.

Perhaps what he needs is to be introduced to Mike Cernovich's Gorilla Mindset and to his juicing guides. Maybe even to his ultra-neuroscopic serum that activates neurons so hard, he can't even give them to his friends because they can't handle all the extra brainpower. That sounds about right. People, we need to get Boogie into Cernovich's diet ASAP, or else he will DIE.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'll die anyways considering how long he's been busy fucking his body up. Though a radical diet would definitely cut down his expenses.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Even if she's successful at getting to a healthy weight at this point is there any chance he's making it past 60?

[asdf]

Fraser Bell4 hours ago
It takes a strong person to admit that they don't have the will power to do something. You're just trying to be as healthy as you realistically can. The fact that you have your health and quality of life in mind and are willing to try new treatments is probably more effort and persistence the average person of smaller size would have. Stay strong boogie, you're a good guy.

I'm just gonna leave that gem here.