Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least that's the one part where he's honest. Was expecting something like "Pledge $100 per month and I will have slightly less suicidal thoughts".

[Boogie's Panniculus]

When he was first starting the patreon he said it was so his wife could come work for him. Actually work for "the youtube business" he said. She would do stuff like vet his emails (cause, you know, he gets so many emails he can't possibly go through them all because his day is really busy!), basically be his social media manager or something.

But no, that never happened. She just quit her job and became a housewife.

[mad bum]

The fact that fuck has a patreon is a huge kick in the balls to any of his fans, not only does he make money like a ceo he also thinks like one too.

I can think of a ton of bigger YouTubers and they don't need internet welfare, but when you're boogie why not double dip for your gold digger wife.

[Rushy]

He says on his Patreon that he doesn't really need the support, it's just an "oppurtunity". What a snake.

[asdf]

Boogie's wife reminds me of my dad's wife. He's always been a large man. When he married my step mother she was thin, attractive, and well tempered. Now she's a whale, ugly, and has a bad attitude 90% of the time.

Fat breeds fat breeds fat breeds fat.

[wildmage]

Boogie's wife reminds me of my dad's wife. He's always been a large man. When he married my step mother she was thin, attractive, and well tempered. Now she's a whale, ugly, and has a bad attitude 90% of the time.

Fat breeds fat breeds fat breeds fat.

There are no brakes on the train of letting go: you miss one day at the gym, you think "no biggie" and next thing you know you're boogie.
A literal cuck and living off patreon by playing a sad pathetic loser.

[Some Sick Fuck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZIiHn ... youtu.be&a

So, there you have it. The surgery isn't the easy way out, it's actually one of the hardest!

Also, it's not his fault that he is an addict. He has tried everything, these things just aren't working, but he did all he could, seriously guys. After this scene, congrats Booger - you really managed to outdone yourself, and I hope you'll die on the table.

Also, new excuse, he's nocturnal. He doesn't have shitty sleep schedule because he can't manage his life properly, it's genetics. You can have all the issues in the world, but as long as you can blame something else than yourself, it's all good.

Also, it's never about him. That's why he keeps talking about himself all the time.

[Kugelfisch]

He does it all for us. Humanity. He's a humble soul that goes through all this and yet stays strong for the better of us. He'd do absolutely everything, not for himself, but for us all to make this world a better place.
Except put down the burgers and cake because fuck not overeating every breathing hour!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's pretty much Jesus and parts of Spoony and DSP merged into one big, huggable pile of fat.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZIiHn ... youtu.be&a

Thanks for reminding me why I quit watching his shit.

Can't wait for him to get the surgery, lose weight, then balloons back up.