Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She kinda looks like a live-action Mr. Burns.

[Old Black Man]

I'd donate a break-action 6 gauge and two shells. Do the Lowtax!

Do the Lowtax!
Swing, your, arms, from…nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. RIP Justin you cheeky rapist.

[pibbs]

Look who's begging for help to pay for that 2001 Dodge Neon.

Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl‬ ‪@marzgurl.com‬ ·3h

O MYSTERIOUS UNIVERSE.

If you would like to send along a generous benefactor who would be happy to finish paying off the next two years of car payments without having to do something like send them feet pics, that'd sure be a windfall!

[pibbs]

Just remembered she once ebegged for an oil change, and this bitch thought they were financially stable for a car payment? Is this the same car that broke down on the way to Vegas?

[rabidtictac]

>making car payments at all

Tell me you're a normie without telling me you're a normie.

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I know a lot of people make car payments but seriously bruh, just save and buy the shit outright. Buy something less fancy that costs less so you pay less and can just own it. A car is a depreciating asset.

[RAPEMAN]

>making car payments at all

Tell me you're a normie without telling me you're a normie.

I've never felt this normal before.

[Old Black Man]

Nobody wants your feet picks Marz.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, but she wished people were asking.

[CuckTurdginson]

Imagine Marzgurl shows you her feet and the fungus grow teeth and swallow you whole and then burp you out her vagina, but only half your body comes out with Marzs mommy slime so it swallows you whole.

[RedLine]

>making car payments at all

Tell me you're a normie without telling me you're a normie.

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I know a lot of people make car payments but seriously bruh, just save and buy the shit outright. Buy something less fancy that costs less so you pay less and can just own it. A car is a depreciating asset.

In 2025 I agree. But preCOVID you could finance at 0% and then invest the money in something and come out ahead.
I guess I could have bought a more modest truck but