Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Does anyone actually find that shit creepy?
When within the first ten pages of whatever series of The Crossed I read a bit from one of these "zombies" was fucking a dead dolphin in it's blowhole I just rolled my eyes.

It's so over the top that it would be comical if it didn't reek of the author never having outgrown his rebellious teenage phase.

Sometimes a normal smile in a fucked-up situation can be more than enough to be unsettling.

Or just the lightest smirk. Subtlety is dead.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Sad news:
The Minecraft movie is a hit

[Liar Revealed]

Sad news:
The Minecraft movie is a hit

It's schlock for little kids, right? Who cares.

[Kugelfisch]

Sad news:
The Minecraft movie is a hit

I already knew generation alpha was a write-off the moment I heard of skibbidy toilet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What else are the kids supposed to watch atm? Snow White?

[Lindsay's Liver]

Sad news:
The Minecraft movie is a hit

It's schlock for little kids, right? Who cares.

Of course. I'm mostly joking and I mostly hate Jack Black.

[Liar Revealed]

Of course. I'm mostly joking and I mostly hate Jack Black.

I don't understand why he's famous or how he became a thing. One day a couple decades ago people just starting talking about this guy like I was supposed to know who he was. Same with Patton Oswalt and Russel Brand.

[CuckTurdginson]

School of Rock I liked. That was a Linklater script, though.

[ebin namefag]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't understand why he's famous or how he became a thing.

People needed a new fat funny guy after John Candy's untimely demise.