Movie Thread

[Lindsay's Liver]

"Snow White" ended up grossing $43 million, which is a lot less than Disney wanted on opening weekend.

Grace Randolph is a ridiculous person, but I do like how she's very objective when it comes to box office analysis. She directly blames the movie's failure on Rachel Zigger being an annoying cunt. Ms. Randolph also addresses the "Mufasa" comparison. "Mufasa" didn't do great at first, but it stuck around and made money because people liked it. "Snow White" is getting a lot less enthusiasm.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Rachel Zegler and the whole dwarf drama are definitely the primary culprits, but we can't ignore the rise in apathy for all things Disney.

[ebin namefag]

Rachel Zegler and the whole dwarf drama are definitely the primary culprits, but we can't ignore the rise in apathy for all things Disney.

Do normalfags even like live action Disney remakes?

[CuckTurdginson]

Rachel Zegler and the whole dwarf drama are definitely the primary culprits, but we can't ignore the rise in apathy for all things Disney.

We shouldn’t always equate flops to reasons only the terminally online are going to get. Though the dwarves also contributed to how ugly the thing looks.

The movie looks really ugly, with Jizzneys corner cutting being the most evident it’s been. Also a remake of a movie that’s old as fuck, and honestly plays as a demo run for better movies that would come out during the Walt era.

[Lindsay's Liver]

In a world where my 55-year-old boss at work loves to show me funny TikTok videos that he finds, I'm not sure that I know what the difference is between "terminally online" and regular online. While maybe most humans you meet don't follow Rachel Zegler's social media accounts, I do think that her behavior poisoned the well in terms of good publicity for the movie.

When a movie becomes a joke before it comes out, that usually means it's going to bomb.

[CuckTurdginson]

Silly Tiktoks of cats and the intimate details of a shitty remake of a princess movie aren't in the same ballpark, though.

That's what I'd say the difference is.

Also, apparently Gal Gadot raps her villain song in it. Which, I'm good on that.

[Le Redditeur]

In the movie, she raps her villain song.

In reality, she rapes and murders Palestinian children as part of the IDF.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Tim Dillon's take on "Snow White" made me laugh

[CuckTurdginson]

Those CGI dwarves are a genuine abomination. They honestly look worse in the movie than they do in the trailer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

In the movie, she raps her villain song.

"I'm Maleficent and I'm here to say, I'm gonna rule this kingdom the evil way."

Those CGI dwarves are a genuine abomination. They honestly look worse in the movie than they do in the trailer.

They made sure to only show us the "best" shots of them in the trailers.