Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Kugelfisch]

Her dad just really wanted to distance himself from her. Why didn’t she take her manlet husband’s name?

Because he's the woman of that marriage. He wasn't allowed to take her name because it would remind her of her father.
Perhaps she should've allowed it. It would've been the only way he'd ever make her have an orgasm, if they ever had the sex they both clearly never had with anyone.

[Liar Revealed]

Why didn’t she take her manlet husband’s name?

She did though. Likely because she wants to trick employers into thinking she's Hispanic.

[Kugelfisch]

So he was named Saucebro? Never mind then.

[ebin namefag]

So he was named Saucebro? Never mind then.

It says a lot that we all forgot Saucedude isn't Marzman's real name.

Gapelyn's husband's family used to crush glass jars of siracha held up their ass in their native homeland of the Philipeens. That's how they got the name Saucedude.

[Kugelfisch]

So he was named Saucebro? Never mind then.

It says a lot that we all forgot Saucedude isn't Marzman's real name.

Does it really matter? I've never seen a video of her. I am more than willing to be utterly ignorant on the facts and even more determined to talk shit and just make stuff up. It's funnier that way anyway.

[ebin namefag]

So he was named Saucebro? Never mind then.

It says a lot that we all forgot Saucedude isn't Marzman's real name.

Does it really matter?

No. I'm just emphasizing how much of a zilch Marshman is.

[pibbs]

‪Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl‬ ‪@marzgurl.com‬·24d
Well, now that I've gotten a big project off my back, if there are any YouTubers who are gonna need closed captions for any videos in the near future, I've got some time on my plate to help you work on them, if you're looking to hire a caption editor for a project!

‪Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl‬ ‪@marzgurl.com‬·34m
Still open for captions, for anybody who needs them for their own projects! Hit me up here if we don't follow each other yet, and let's talk about your project in DMs!

Still looking after 24 days? Yeah, I see her getting a lot of work.

[CuckTurdginson]

She wrote and edited a 10+ hour video about a past his prime voice actor. She should be radioactive to anyone with sense.

She’s certainly not pulling LA wages

[Liar Revealed]

If it's not clear already, she's obviously lost all her professional closed captioning jobs. Probably because she's an unlikable entitled psychopath.

[ebin namefag]

YouTube CC that thing AI does for free.