Movie Thread

[Rushy]

The next Democratic President should use the Unitary Executive theory to gay marry Kugelfisch and Rushy.

I'd have to be a black trans negress to catch his attention

[CuckTurdginson]

All it takes is a dress and some shoe polish.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I haven’t seen it since theaters so I can’t confirm or deny that. Would’ve had to have been early on in the movie.

EDIT

It was likely his first interaction with the negress.

It’s not in the film if I recall correctly he is turned down in film by Ana De Armus but she’s not disgusted. The black girl actually seduces Bond briefly but they don’t fuck.

[Kugelfisch]

I assume you’re referring to Casino Royale with the ball electrocution.

I dont remember an electrocution. I remember he got his balls pounded to mush by a rope with a weight on the end.

That may have been in line but the evidence was piling up over the movies. The writer was furiously jerking it to those scenes.

[Lindsay's Liver]

So who's everyone rooting for to win Oscars tomorrow? The Academy Awards is an amazing spectacle and a celebration of cinematic art that the whole world watches.

Is Tom Hanks nominated for anything? If so, I hope he wins.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The big winner has never been more obvious.

[JL Unlimited]

[Lindsay's Liver]

In other awards news, Francis Ford Coppola's Instagram response to winning Worst Director in the Razzie Awards for MEGALOPOLIS is pretty good. Respect.

I am thrilled to accept the Razzie award in so many important categories for @megalopolisfilm , and for the distinctive honor of being nominated as the worst director, worst screenplay, and worst picture at a time when so few have the courage to go against the prevailing trends of contemporary moviemaking!

In this wreck of a world today, where ART is given scores as if it were professional wrestling, I chose to NOT follow the gutless rules laid down by an industry so terrified of risk that despite the enormous pool of young talent at its disposal, may not create pictures that will be relevant and alive 50 years from now.

What an honor to stand alongside a great and courageous filmmaker like Jacques Tati who impoverished himself completely to make one of cinema’s most beloved failures, PLAYTIME! My sincere thanks to all my brilliant colleagues who joined me to make our work of art, MEGALOPOLIS, and let us remind ourselves us that box-office is only about money, and like war, stupidity and politics has no true place in our future.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like back when Halle Berry accepted her Razzie for Catwoman.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

The big winner has never been more obvious.

This makes Joker 2 look like Shakespeare.