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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2025 7:48 am

I think they'd rather turn it into a series. More watch time to keep people glued to their streaming service.
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Logically, they'd just have a fresh-faced new Bond, with Ralph Fiennes still playing M in a similar way to Judi Dench. This isn't rocket science.
>implying the next M will still be male and/or white
Mark my words, it will either be a black chick, or some quirky white chick who identifies as non-binary.
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Post by Rushy » Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:06 pm

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He dies a cucked faggot failure in what is essentially a suicide. Chauvinistic, masculine icon Bond ran through the humiliation ritual, got fully emasculated, degraded, disrespected and was overall at his most incompetent and got rewarded with a pity title and getting to kill himself for his effort.
Ohh so you're that paranoid, got it lmao.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:49 pm

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Ohh so you're that paranoid, got it lmao.
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Post by Rushy » Sat Feb 22, 2025 1:21 pm

See, this is what I mean... just lashing out in fear and seeing shadows where there are none. It's sad really. Did someone cuck you?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 22, 2025 2:04 pm

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See, this is what I mean... just lashing out in fear and seeing shadows where there are none. It's sad really. Did someone cuck you?
Nice female argumentation there, bud.
There was nothing subtile or hidden about the deconstruction of Bond's character. Is it just the bright colours and moving images you enjoy about movies?
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Feb 22, 2025 3:06 pm

Some predictions for next bond film

1) Amazon aren’t gonna rock the boat with a non white male Bond so it will be Paul Mescal or Henry Cavill in the lead. This will make the sheep online do a 180 and think the franchise is saved

2) Next film with have either black lady 007 or Ana De Armis back and they will be on equal footing with Bond to satisfy their diversity quota

3) Baddie will be Goldfinger who will be a stand-in for Elon Musk and Trump

4) the theme will be a rap song and people will be mad about that

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2025 3:12 pm

>Henry Cavill
This dude's career is cursed and you know it.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:23 pm

He used to be a 00 agent, until he got castrated and lost his balls. Now James Bond's mission will be to round up and eliminate Count Dankula, Sargoon of Akad and other "controversial" internet figures posting thought crimes on Twitter.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:24 pm

His next villain will be a notorious internet troll who causes troons to join the 41% by leaving mean comments online.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Feb 22, 2025 6:08 pm

>Miscarriage of Achild

That seems too shitty even for this soon to be dead franchise.
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