Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, ok, dumb bitch. I'm sure Hollywood is looking for a dumpy middle-aged blue hair in Chicago.

I don't think it has sunk in to her yet that working for Doge as a hired clown is the closest she'll ever get to "making it big in the industry."

For every Tamara out there trying to break into film/music/broadway, there are 200 younger, hotter and more talented girls vying for the same exact opening.

What is it that Ving Rhames said in Pulp Fiction? "You came close, but you never made it. If you were gonna make it, you woulda been there by now." Remove the part about coming close and that's Tamara.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

What happened to that sci-fi show Doge was making?

[rabidtictac]

What happened to his dream of divorcing fatwife?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What happened to that sci-fi show Doge was making?

It's done when it's done.

[Kugelfisch]

Has she ever even been an extra in something?

[Le Redditeur]

She has extra sugar on her bloodstream, courtesy of her Type 2 Diabetes.

[pibbs]

Yeah, ok, dumb bitch. I'm sure Hollywood is looking for a dumpy middle-aged blue hair in Chicago.

I don't think it has sunk in to her yet that working for Doge as a hired clown is the closest she'll ever get to "making it big in the industry."

For every Tamara out there trying to break into film/music/broadway, there are 200 younger, hotter and more talented girls vying for the same exact opening.

What is it that Ving Rhames said in Pulp Fiction? "You came close, but you never made it. If you were gonna make it, you woulda been there by now." Remove the part about coming close and that's Tamara.

She missed her window. For a few years there, the galloping bull dykes got into positions of power and turned all female actors and video game protagonists ugly and fat. Took a few years for the studio heads to learn nobody is paying to watch fat lesbians dump on men.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now they just fuck around with female models until they look like they have autism or Downs.

[ebin namefag]

Yeah, ok, dumb bitch. I'm sure Hollywood is looking for a dumpy middle-aged blue hair in Chicago.

I don't think it has sunk in to her yet that working for Doge as a hired clown is the closest she'll ever get to "making it big in the industry."

For every Tamara out there trying to break into film/music/broadway, there are 200 younger, hotter and more talented girls vying for the same exact opening.

What is it that Ving Rhames said in Pulp Fiction? "You came close, but you never made it. If you were gonna make it, you woulda been there by now." Remove the part about coming close and that's Tamara.

She missed her window. For a few years there, the galloping bull dykes got into positions of power and turned all female actors and video game protagonists ugly and fat. Took a few years for the studio heads to learn nobody is paying to watch fat lesbians dump on men.

Tamara's sticky sugary diabetic shits would clump and cling to her ass before they could ever hit a man's face.

[pibbs]

What happened to that sci-fi show Doge was making?

It was appropriately called "Space Trash." It got delayed when a tornado removed the roof from their studio. No new word since.