The Co-Optional Bitchfest
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Yeah, but because he has a following on the internet, he can believe he's all those things. He'll die with a decade of shitty videos as his legacy, and with his hug box he'll genuinely believe he lived a life fulfilled. Just like the others
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R2IJFCUBFs
Go to the last 5 seconds of that clip. That's what will happen after TB croaks. No one can lie to themselved 24/7, after a while the truth will hit you like a thousand hammers.
Go to the last 5 seconds of that clip. That's what will happen after TB croaks. No one can lie to themselved 24/7, after a while the truth will hit you like a thousand hammers.
Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest
Yeah but that thing up his ass decided that his time is over so can't get mad at him anymoreSome Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:06 pmPretty silly is to ignore how much Totalbitchfit is full of himself, have you forgotten? He'll take enormous pride in doing anything, because he is better than anyone else and his time is valued in diamonds.

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Except that since that thing stopped killing him for now he is a fucking egocentric little bitch that wants everything to turns around him and try to surpass the number of tweets Spoony does. He could walk from the internet, spend time with family or do whatver to stay calm but no he decided to remain on the internet that makes him miserable.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:36 pmYeah but that thing up his ass decided that his time is over so can't get mad at him anymoreSome Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:06 pmPretty silly is to ignore how much Totalbitchfit is full of himself, have you forgotten? He'll take enormous pride in doing anything, because he is better than anyone else and his time is valued in diamonds.![]()
That's why i am mad at him, fucker is miserable of his own choice
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Miserable implies he ca be anything else but.
He can't, that's his only default mode. He's a nu-male: can't have children, can't change a tire, can't hunt or gather. But he sure as hell can make INSIGHTFUL, OPINIONATED COMMENTARY. People go to college to finally know how to understand a movie or a game and no one really has started seeing it for the scam it is?
But anyways, I'm derailing hard. TB should be used as an example of how not to be in the same vein as Chris Chan, Briana Wu, Bob Chipman or Tera Jones/Ricky.
He can't, that's his only default mode. He's a nu-male: can't have children, can't change a tire, can't hunt or gather. But he sure as hell can make INSIGHTFUL, OPINIONATED COMMENTARY. People go to college to finally know how to understand a movie or a game and no one really has started seeing it for the scam it is?
But anyways, I'm derailing hard. TB should be used as an example of how not to be in the same vein as Chris Chan, Briana Wu, Bob Chipman or Tera Jones/Ricky.
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Best joke I've heard in months. Calling anything this cancer-ridden, poorly-educated delusional egomaniac produces insightful is just amazing, I can almost feel the universe shattering.

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He was being sarcasticSome Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:59 amBest joke I've heard in months. Calling anything this cancer-ridden, poorly-educated delusional egomaniac produces insightful is just amazing, I can almost feel the universe shattering.
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You guys are right-- TB is purposefully doing things he knows makes him miserable instead of doing something useful. I think you're missing the bigger picture, though.
TB is trying to distract himself from the reality of his own death looming and the only way he knows how to do that is to be an internet personality. He has to exist on this internet for himself to have any semblance of normalcy and without that he'd fade faster than he'd want to believe he would. This is all he knows. This is the only thing that can keep him going.
His ego likely plays a part but that's not the full truth. The full truth is sadder than that.
TB is trying to distract himself from the reality of his own death looming and the only way he knows how to do that is to be an internet personality. He has to exist on this internet for himself to have any semblance of normalcy and without that he'd fade faster than he'd want to believe he would. This is all he knows. This is the only thing that can keep him going.
His ego likely plays a part but that's not the full truth. The full truth is sadder than that.
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I sure hope so, but I have seen almost exact statements that were certainly not sarcastic, namely on plebbit.
@Stranger He was a miserable piece of shit loooong time before karma has caught up with him. Nothing has changed.

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