Doge Walker and Channel Awesome
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Considering his recent uploads were just re-edits + compilations of his other reviews & his overall viewership is still declining year-on-year (his "The Wall" video was likely a coup de grace to his momentum), it's past due honestly. He's pushing 43, afflicted with shingles, and he's too old to continue acting like a cartoon character anymore. He's practically set for life from his earnings, so all he needs is a graceful exit whilst the rest of the ex-CA invalids continue seething in perpetual envy. If only Rolfe could do the same.
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I hope he proposes that Malcolm take over the role as NC.
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Tbf he was on holiday these past two weeksGendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:01 amConsidering his recent uploads were just re-edits + compilations of his other reviews
Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome
The Retirement is supposed to happen with the 20th anniversary of the NC according to plebbit, so the Nostalgia Critic is still going for another 3 years.
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Surely he's working on a magnificient final storyline.
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Didn’t he already try retiring the nostalgia critic once before, and then had to immediately crawl back to the role in defeat after the realization that without the Nostalgia Critic, he has nothing? This already happened in my timeline.
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Ah, you mean the Dolchstoßlegende of Channel Awesome. Fun times.
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He would make more money to retire on if he fired those useless parasites Malcolm and Tamara.
I can't see how he can retire and support his fat wife if he's paying salaries to all those losers whose names you see on the opening credits.
I can't see how he can retire and support his fat wife if he's paying salaries to all those losers whose names you see on the opening credits.
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After the catastrophic failure of Demo Reel, yes.BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 4:14 pmDidn’t he already try retiring the nostalgia critic once before
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He has no one but himself to blame for hiring them in the first place.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:22 pmHe would make more money to retire on if he fired those useless parasites Malcolm and Tamara.
If he just wanted more "actors" for his spectacular sitcom Demo Reel, he could've involved Cockslut, Brad and some other lackey.
He hired token nigger and token white gaymurgurl because Bimmy Rolfe (the gold standard of all of these losers) had a token nigger and a token white gaymurgurl in his shitty "movie", to please his fat wife who's a shitlib and hates white men.
And now he's stuck with them until they find better opportunities forever, unless he wants another #ChangeTheDiaper in his hands.
I wonder why no one among the Channel Autists has started a shitty cover band so far.
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