Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[RedLine]

Bud Light has always been for queers.

Brand loyalty is one hell of a drug.

Everything is for queers. Except for Stihl.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Except for queers that have a body to dispose of.

[CuckTurdginson]

Niggerfisch and VORP have to gatekeep beer - because it’s one of the few successful industries left in Krautland.
I’m not even being a complete dick - I usually seek out the beer with kraut sounding names.

[Kugelfisch]

We're still big in arms dealing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Our entire military-industrial complex is pretty safe IMO. War always sells, and they are prioritized in armaments projects for the Bundeswehr no matter how often they fuck up.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Light beers are big in the US because people want to drink a lot without getting too drunk or hungover. I'm not above a light beer from time to time, but I don't think I've had a Bud Light since I was in college.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We have solved this issue centuries ago. It is called Radler and involves 50% beer and 50% lemonade.

[Kugelfisch]

Light beers are big in the US because people want to drink a lot without getting too drunk or hungover.

That's a dumb premise. Only a child or a faggot could possibly get drunk from light beer.
Get a 40oz of Old English 800 malt liquor, follow the blueprint, chug that thing and live a little!



Steele Worldwide has been making these videos for many years now. It's always the same.
- say the brand name
- keep the label to the viewer
- throw the cap
- thumbs up so they know you're enjoying it
- tell the viewer how refreshing and delicious it is

Same shit for over ten years, two to three times a week. Pretty hilarious he's still going.

[rabidtictac]

Light Beer is a travesty. Even regular beer is only 4% or so in our pansy-ass bitch country! And what, you're worried about calories? Drink less of it then! Higher abv, fewer beers, fags! Get you some 8% Black Boss Porter. If you're going to drink 4%, at least drink some good 4%, like a Bavarian Hefeweizen. Light Beer tastes like water. At least malt liquor, awful as it can taste (when warm,) tastes like something. Drinking macro-adjunct lager is already awful, but then you want to suck the flavor out on "light" pissbeer.

No wonder that dumb Americans look at boring-ass swiller brands like Heinecken and think that shit is "high quality" beer. Considering what they drink normally, I suppose the likes of Tsingtao, Heinecken and Sapporo are a goddamn master class by comparison.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So Sony is producing a movie about some C-list Spider Waifus (including two "Spider-Woman"; I guess this will be one of those capeshit movies where capeshit names are not used). Because live-action movies about Spider-Man-adjacent characters have such a great track record.