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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guru Larry » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:23 pm

PassTheRemote wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:00 am
Problem is, it looks like it will be too big for a bathroom book, it looks like it is sized for for a coffee table book.

I'm not sure if Larry's book is really coffee table worthy.
Its A4 in size, basically annual shaped like the Guinness Book of Records books, just a tiny bit smaller.

But it's just a book about odd/funny video game facts, I've purposely intended it to be a book you flick through for a few minutes, then put it down and have another quick look through later on. if you're going in expecting war and peace, you're gonna be to be disappointed.

Penguin are quite excited about it, they're lining it up to be an impulse Christmas gift-type book for next Christmas, so it could get some pretty decent sales out of it :)

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Poonoo » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:33 am

Guru Larry wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:23 pm
PassTheRemote wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:00 am
Problem is, it looks like it will be too big for a bathroom book, it looks like it is sized for for a coffee table book.

I'm not sure if Larry's book is really coffee table worthy.
Its A4 in size, basically annual shaped like the Guinness Book of Records books, just a tiny bit smaller.

But it's just a book about odd/funny video game facts, I've purposely intended it to be a book you flick through for a few minutes, then put it down and have another quick look through later on. if you're going in expecting war and peace, you're gonna be to be disappointed.

Penguin are quite excited about it, they're lining it up to be an impulse Christmas gift-type book for next Christmas, so it could get some pretty decent sales out of it :)
You only made that book so you can do better than Pat to make fun of him. I'm surprised you make a "Ultimate Nintendo: Guide to the NES Library 1985-1995: Honest Edition". :lol: :lol:
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:37 am

At least Pat's book was ghostwritten by Joey Roo, who I'd take over Kimble Justice any day.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:20 am

Guru Larry wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:23 pm
PassTheRemote wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:00 am
Problem is, it looks like it will be too big for a bathroom book, it looks like it is sized for for a coffee table book.

I'm not sure if Larry's book is really coffee table worthy.
Its A4 in size, basically annual shaped like the Guinness Book of Records books, just a tiny bit smaller.

But it's just a book about odd/funny video game facts, I've purposely intended it to be a book you flick through for a few minutes, then put it down and have another quick look through later on. if you're going in expecting war and peace, you're gonna be to be disappointed.

Penguin are quite excited about it, they're lining it up to be an impulse Christmas gift-type book for next Christmas, so it could get some pretty decent sales out of it :)
AKA: Take a dump, read book, put book down until next dump.

Larry knows his target audience, alright, guys? Leave his book alone.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Poonoo » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:02 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:20 am
AKA: Take a dump, read book, put book down until next dump.

Larry knows his target audience, alright, guys? Leave his book alone.
But if his audience are shitposters then he should get feedback from us.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:57 am

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:02 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:20 am
AKA: Take a dump, read book, put book down until next dump.

Larry knows his target audience, alright, guys? Leave his book alone.
But if his audience are shitposters then he should get feedback from us.
You misunderstand. Not shitposters. Shitreaders.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Poonoo » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:23 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:57 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:02 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 3:20 am
AKA: Take a dump, read book, put book down until next dump.

Larry knows his target audience, alright, guys? Leave his book alone.
But if his audience are shitposters then he should get feedback from us.
You misunderstand. Not shitposters. Shitreaders.
But if you apart of a shitposting forum, then you are by default a shitreader.

Checkmate
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:24 am

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:23 am
Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:57 am
Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:02 am

But if his audience are shitposters then he should get feedback from us.
You misunderstand. Not shitposters. Shitreaders.
But if you apart of a shitposting forum, then you are by default a shitreader.

Checkmate
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:59 pm

Shitreader sounds like an e-book reader specifically designed to read while you're shitting. So basically a Kindle that's waterproof.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:24 pm

It's actually a tiny printer that prints the text onto the toilet paper.
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