Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Wait, you mean Cuckson by literal Cuckson? Did he actually come back!?

edit: holy shit Cuckson is in his peak male form. he never disappoints.

Going for the "homeless bum" look, I see.

[ebin namefag]

Wait, you mean Cuckson by literal Cuckson? Did he actually come back!?

edit: holy shit Cuckson is in his peak male form. he never disappoints.

Going for the "homeless bum" look, I see.

A "mad bum" if you will.

[Kugelfisch]

It's not a look, it's a lifestyle.

[RedLine]

I assume half of all DHI readers look like that.

[Kugelfisch]

Comes in handy when they kick in your doors to send you to re-education camp.
Just put on lipstick and claim to be trans. Explains the hard drives full of CP as well.

[AdorableOtter]

Madatory update to the classics

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[mad bum]

I remember some shithead pretended to be cuckson on here and we collectively lost our shit. Was the best day on DHI.

[Kugelfisch]

>poking in the eyes
Mandatory:

[pibbs]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he gets triggered by Bayonetta being able to die relatively quick on normal difficulty if you're too much of a DSP to take advantage of the most overpowered dodge move in vidja history. If you master this secret technique you'll want to upgrade to a higher difficulty on purpose because nothing below can even touch you.
Sure, you can die pretty quickly in Souls games, but those games are so slow paced, those rage kitty angels from Bayo can kill you 5 times in the time it takes your Dork Souls character to get knocked on his ass and stand up.

>the timing is off in the original game
>even elite gamers still fail multiple times in the Angel Time tutorial
>I'm totally not making shit up to defend Boss' honor

Bitch it's just a dodge that activates bullet time if you dodge anywhere close to anything that might actually warrant a dodge, and all enemies give off distinct audiovisual attack cues. It's so easy that they had to turn off Witch Time for the Ultra Climax Bayo Must Die Or Something difficulty.
If you still think that's too hard you can just equip that one item that lets you parry. Rather lenient, and it even gets you out of enemy combos.

Really, the only relevant criticism Spoony has brought up in this short rant is a side mention of the QTEs sucking (which they do; I do everything in my power to avoid those optional QTEs during the final Jeanne boss fight because I'm pretty sure that shit's broken in the PC port).