The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Johnny]

That's for the 1337 pro-gamers.

Nah. Real 1337 pro-gamers use expensive arcade sticks made out of genuine Sanwa/Seimitsu parts. And they probably wouldn't be caught playing 16-bit console ports of fighting games in this day and age.

[Kugelfisch]

That's for the 1337 pro-gamers.

Nah. Real 1337 pro-gamers use expensive arcade sticks made out of genuine Sanwa/Seimitsu parts. And they probably wouldn't be caught playing 16-bit console ports of fighting games in this day and age.

Sanwa stick, Seimitsu buttons, octagonal gate is my setup. All in a Razer Somesnekname.

[Guest]

Pat the NES Cunt is also really good at outright dismissing the Genesis. It's really annoying, both systems are brilliant for different reasons. Why can't these manchildren get over their fanboyism and just enjoy good games?

Strangely enough, I discovered at least one good Genesis game through Pat Cuck: Alisia Dragoon.

Ha. Pat's such a dick the professional whore he hired for his review left the industry soon after. She's got that PAT Stress Disorder (PTSD).

[mad bum]

She's the best part of any pat review, I forget her name though but I'm fairly certain she was some dominatrix for porn and pat is a closet fetishist.

[Kugelfisch]

Julia Faire <-VERY NSFW site.
She did bondage and dominatrix stuff as well as some more regular solo shoots.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

You can see who the real Angry Video Game Nerd is in the Dr. Mario video.

Mike gets so pissed that James was better than him at a game.

[mad bum]

Proof that Mike doesn't play games that require him to think if JAMES ROLFE beats you.

[Kugelfisch]

Took a while for me to warm up to Dr. Mario. The game intensity is exactly the other way around from Tetris and I can't combo for shit.

[Rushy]

You can see who the real Angry Video Game Nerd is in the Dr. Mario video.

Mike gets so pissed that James was better than him at a game.

It's the same in the Friday the 13th video, people in the comments actually got pissed at Mike. The whole video is basically
JAMES: You're doing it wrong.
MIKE: The game sucks!
JAMES: Yeah, because you're doing it wrong.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Took a while for me to warm up to Dr. Mario. The game intensity is exactly the other way around from Tetris and I can't combo for shit.

That's pretty much why I suck way more at Puyo Puyo Something Something than I'd like.