Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Was has he have a grip holder for his phone? Afraid the phone could slip off of his sausage fingers?

[Kugelfisch]

He's fashioned a pair of pants out of a tarp.

Was about to say the same thing. Looks like an army tent.

[Guest]

Wow. He's not quite there yet but he's on a constant train to almost bouncing back to his former weight. Not that anyone with half a brain would think otherwise.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Elasticated waist & they're not ironed.

No shit, but I can't tell what the hell is that. Looks like a burlap sack. I take that back, burlap sack could never get this crumpled. No ironing can fix this, might as well just throw it into the washing machine again.

Was has he have a grip holder for his phone? Afraid the phone could slip off of his sausage fingers?

That just means it has already happened. More than once, because he's a slob.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or it could be a phone accesory these "professional internet faggots" buy because other "professional internet faggots" do it, too.
A bit like how all "proper" Munchhausen INs need a pimped-out custom wheelchair (even if 99.99% of them can still walk).

[Guest]

No shit, but I can't tell what the hell is that. Looks like a burlap sack. I take that back, burlap sack could never get this crumpled.

They are plastic pants, made for people who have "trouser accidents".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can you really call it an "accident" if it's a daily occurence for you?

[Guest]

They are plastic pants, made for people who have "trouser accidents".

Dare I ask what kind of trouser accidents?

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Got my hopes up he was dead. Ah well maybe neck time.

[Singh'sSpot]

Wrinkle button up shirt, wrinkled pants, these fucking ins attempting to dress casual is fucking funny.