Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

What's the TL;DR on this lowtax guy? Should I feel sad that he's dead or no?

Lurk moar, Jew

[Guest]

So it seems that founder of Something Awful, Richard "Low-T" Kyanka - another cow that I was certain was too much of a narc to off himself - has just blown his brains out. So there's hope for Boss yet! Do a flip, Noah!

I don't know too much about lowtax, but there was a specific spark - a divorce ruling. And he could use his death as a means to vindictively get back at his ex. ie "you won't get a penny from me you dumb bitch heh-heh-heh *blam*.

Spoony I think is too self-absorbed to really do anything like suicide and just suicide baits for validation he desperately needs.

Looking at his recent pictures is freaky, man. INs just do not age well. They might make fuck you money for awhile but usually delude themselves into thinking their 5 minutes of e-fame will last forever, blow it all and are impoverished before too long. That shows on a man's face, or in Lupa's case a woman's manface.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's genetics. You need a certain kind of DNA combination to consider becoming an IN.

[TheBilthCollector]

Looking at his recent pictures is freaky, man. INs just do not age well. They might make fuck you money for awhile but usually delude themselves into thinking their 5 minutes of e-fame will last forever, blow it all and are impoverished before too long.

He looks like he's cosplaying as John Goodman from The Big Lebowski. If I saw him on the street I'd easily put his age in the mid 50s. Regardless of gender, INs age like milk.

[Guest]

Looking at his recent pictures is freaky, man. INs just do not age well

Regardless of gender, INs age like milk.

You two are making the assumption that Loltax looked good in the first place. He did not.

Also no shit you age badly when you drink all the time and you're addicted to ambien and god knows what else

[Guest]

Also no shit you age badly when you drink all the time and you're addicted to ambien and god knows what else

Alcoholism and drug abuse (legal or illegal) is rampant among them. Their jobs consist of the internet so they sit on their ass all day and completely sedentary lifestyles catch up to you. You have to actively take care of yourself if you want to have any hope of looking good and feeling good in age.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Well, 45 is already middle aged, you just won't look like you've looked when you were 35, but still, looks like this loser hit the wall or he's was Lupa's relative.

I know nothing about the guy (aside from being the founder of SA), looks like another dead idiot to me.

[rabidtictac]

Lowtax was Patient Zero for the goon zombie virus. I can't feel bad about his death.

[Guest]

Its odd to me that people here wouldn't recognize Bloatax even though that should normally be praiseworthy.
Then again we can't all pay attention to every hasbeen and never was.

[Guest]

Looking at his recent pictures is freaky, man. INs just do not age well. They might make fuck you money for awhile but usually delude themselves into thinking their 5 minutes of e-fame will last forever, blow it all and are impoverished before too long.

He looks like he's cosplaying as John Goodman from The Big Lebowski. If I saw him on the street I'd easily put his age in the mid 50s. Regardless of gender, INs age like milk.

A while ago he literally posted a picture to Faceberg of himself dressed up as that character, posing with a FN five-seven pistol (likely the self-same pistol he an hero'd with.)