Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So what does stay on streaming? Complete, total dogshit. It's the old, 1000 channels and nothing good on. Because "good" costs money. Awful tv and movies are dirt-cheap. Whenever a new movie comes to a streaming service, it's a good sign the film is horrible. I swear that most of the tv shows on streaming services are either original series, reality tv or sitcoms.

I would say streaming services are worse then channels, since at least the channel owners get some lovely adbux for a more direct correlation of success = money.
The hell does licensing work for streaming services, anyways? Does the streaming service pay a fixed amount, or are they paying based on their hidden metrics?

[Tig Ol Bitties]

I'm assuming they pay a flat fee for a predetermined window or to own it altogether, such as when Barbara Broccoli tried to sell No Time 2 Die to Netflix for $600 million.

That window shit is exactly why I won't into streaming. I'd rather pay for a series and not have to binge it when I'm not in the mood because it's going away in a week. I also don't have to worry about losing episodes or having them censored because the hippie faggots in charge got offended by something.

[AnHiiro Yui]

Yeah, that really annoys me about streaming too. I've been watching It's Always Sunny and am rather annoyed to find there's episodes I've missed because some man with a mutilated cock got his panties in a twist about them doing blackface.

[Moe Bitches]

This. You remove one of the best fucking episodes of the entire show, the one where Gang make their own Lethal Weapon movie concept, just because of black face. That and the other Lethal Weapon episode where Dee shows it to her class during that period of time where she was pregnant and working at the school.

They do this, yet somehow miss the goddamned pilot episode. You know, when Charlie accidentally talks about "Niggers hanging"?

[Le Redditeur]

Meanwhile, I torrented Always Sunny for zero dollars and got ALL the episodes with no cuts whatsoever. Never paid for any streaming service, never will pay for any streaming service.

[veris leta facies]

Danger: Diabolik (1968)

One of my favs! This must be watched every time it comes across, on YT, on TV or on whatever. Forget the communist-feminist Mahvul garbage, this is the capeshit at its finest! Diabolik isn't actually any kind of hero, he is in fact a villain, a master thief who doesn't steal for any pussy-ass Robin Hood reason, he steals just for the thrill of it and doesn't shy away from killing the innocent who come in his way. Being the true enlightened anarcho-capitalist that he is, he also blows up the tax offices just for the hell of it. Now there's a man for my taste!

At the 20 minute mark there's a great scene in which Diabolik fucks Marisa Mell IN a pile of cash! FFS, I need to reprise this scene in real life some day, I need to exchange my crypto yields for fifty euro banknotes and fuck a Russian whore among them, or two.

My only gripe with this film is that they really should've used more of Diabolik's laugh! There's only two scenes with his iconic laughter, the very first scene when he appears and the last scene where... well, let's not spoil the great plot.



Also love this Italian version of the theme song! Too bad all the original tapes from the movie’s soundtrack have been destroyed and the soundtrack will never be officially released.

[rabidtictac]

Is that the 1968 version of Rapeman?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's the other way around.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

I'm watching Clint Eastwood's The Eiger Sanction and it's weird as hell. Kind of slow and boring but filled with titties and Clint banging a black whore named Aunt Jemima, a fake-tittied injun named George, and running around saying shit like "I wish Custer had won" while a dog named Faggot tries to hump his leg. 1975 was a based year apparently.

[AnHiiro Yui]

Meanwhile, I torrented Always Sunny for zero dollars and got ALL the episodes with no cuts whatsoever. Never paid for any streaming service, never will pay for any streaming service.

I don't pay for any streaming service either. My family pay for it and allow me free access to it