Movie Thread

[Le Redditeur]

If it's about Discord, why isn't he in a fursuit, molesting children?

Because he does not diddle kids, it's not good diddling kids.

And the only time he wore a fursuit, it was to fuck over the new Gang.

[Guest]

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

Quite ballsy move from Stallone to show Mexicans as evil lowlifes as they are in the current year+4. Great ending for the series where Rambo peppers a sheer dose of those filthy spics!

The only time Critical Drinker was right was on Last Blood. What a cheap piece of shit. Awful cg violence, boring story, the niece dying was gay AF, and it looked like something made for the FX channel in 2007.

[Guest]

Just finished the original Candyman. Holy shit Virginia Madsen was gorgeous and busty. Hard to believe she's related to that guy from Reservoir Dogs.

So she kills Candyman at the end and becomes Candyman herself. She even has his hook. The gay-ass modern sequel makes no sense.

Movie wasn't very good. Pretty mediocre and not scary or very violent.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They just had to keep the title Candyman. They would've had to call it "Candyma'am".
Unless she transitioned post-mortem

[Guest]

Just finished the original Candyman. Holy shit Virginia Madsen was gorgeous and busty. Hard to believe she's related to that guy from Reservoir Dogs.

I know what you mean. I can never see much of a resemblance

[Guest]

They just had to keep the title Candyman. They would've had to call it "Candyma'am".
Unless she transitioned post-mortem

Female pedophiles and sex-offenders are sorly under represented in media (In more way then one)

[Guest]

Just watched the new Bruce Willis/Megan Fox movie Midnight in the Switchgrass. Verdict: pass.

The director really tries to make a serious drama but has no money and relies too much on a really cheesy cover of 'Brothers in Arms' and it's laughable. Megan doesn't get naked, and her stupid-ass tattooed boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly has a large part in the movie as a pimp. Bruce is in the movie even less than usual with maybe less than five minutes of screentime, most of which is just him sitting in a car or at a diner booth muttering a few lines before his scene ends and he disappears for half an hour. He's first billed and prominent on the cover, of course.

Which brings us to Out of Death, his movie that came out last week. Also pass. He has probably ten minutes in this one but does just as little, showing up every twenty minutes to remind us he's there and loaded up on Xanax before dipping out. Jaime King has aged horribly and looks like she's in her 60s. Lala Kent is pretty hot here but looks like a fucking blow-up doll in real life. Gay and fake movie that makes the worst of Steven Seagal look like a masterpiece. Really disappointed in Bruce these days.

[Guest]

Just watched the new Bruce Willis/Megan Fox movie Midnight in the Switchgrass. Verdict: pass.

The director really tries to make a serious drama but has no money and relies too much on a really cheesy cover of 'Brothers in Arms' and it's laughable. Megan doesn't get naked, and her stupid-ass tattooed boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly has a large part in the movie as a pimp. Bruce is in the movie even less than usual with maybe less than five minutes of screentime, most of which is just him sitting in a car or at a diner booth muttering a few lines before his scene ends and he disappears for half an hour. He's first billed and prominent on the cover, of course.

Which brings us to Out of Death, his movie that came out last week. Also pass. He has probably ten minutes in this one but does just as little, showing up every twenty minutes to remind us he's there and loaded up on Xanax before dipping out. Jaime King has aged horribly and looks like she's in her 60s. Lala Kent is pretty hot here but looks like a fucking blow-up doll in real life. Gay and fake movie that makes the worst of Steven Seagal look like a masterpiece. Really disappointed in Bruce these days.

It's a modern day Bruce Willis movie. What were you expecting?

[Kugelfisch]

People need to stop shitting on Nic Cage. At least he usually gives a shit and has an actual role in the hundreds of trash flicks he does to pay his billth.
Willis on the other hand hasn't been enjoyable to eat h for ages. Even Seagull is at least fun to laugh at.

[Rushy]

The only time I've seen Bruce in good spirits since he went bald was in the interview he did for WIRED.
Maybe his directors routinely sedate him?