Movie Thread

[veris leta facies]

Gingers are niggers (without souls), so they don't get that that wrong. They just turn conceptual niggers into actual niggers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only thing baffling is that Eternals has some tiny ginger girl(?). I guess we can thank the bloated cast for that.

[Guest]

Basically, the reason Cruella's so assmad is because some terrible CGI dalmatians from the year 2001 killed her mum by knocking her down a cliff.

FUCKING KEK

And what the actual hell is the music they used for this shit?

[RAPEMAN]

This is so stupid. Jesus, Disney. And her hair is fucking white at age ten.

[Kugelfisch]

>watching post-animation disney
Next you will complain about Homestuck having "jumped the shark" and I'll fucking ban you for it.
If the jar says "shit" on it, don't complain about it tasting like shit!

[Guest]

What was the last watchable Disney product? Tron Legacy in 2010?



Another big brain take from the guy who things Infinity Whore is one of the greatest movies ever made. I think Henry Cavill is miscast as everyman Connor MacLeod, but it's from the director of John Wick so at least the action scenes are going to be pretty good. I know it's shocking to hear, but the original movie wasn't very good. It was a low-budget goofy fantasy movie made by a MTV director. There were two good Queen songs and a lot of shitty choreography.

I expect a sudden surge of people in their 20s and 30s suddenly remembering what huge fans they were of the original movies so they can upload think pieces about the destruction of cherished motion picture history.

[Kugelfisch]

Good question about the last good Disney movie. From 2010's pinball machine was awesome but I haven't seen the movie.

I won't bother watching the faggot's video. I agree with the premise of the title, though. Highlander doesn't need a remake. It was a cult classic back then. A bit like Equilibrium. A kinda goofy but cool movie that is best left without any sequels or remakes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It doesn't need a remake. Fuck, it never even needed any sequels.

And the last good Disney movie was obviously Steamboat Willie. Maybe Fantasia if you cut it down to Night on Bald Mountain.

[Guest]

I just learned Jean Reno's real name is Juan Moreno y Herrera–Jiménez, and he's 72. Holy shit.



Highlander III is the greatest movie ever made after Hackers. I shun all you biggers who refuse to recognize it's greatness.

On a side note, I'm close to thinking the H3 teaser trailer is lost media. I saw it in theaters one time when I was a kid. It was Lambert talking over POV footage of the factory from the end fight, ending with him saying the tagline or whatever. It was still called The Sorcerer, too.

[Kugelfisch]

It was called The Sorcerer? Weird.