People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Le Redditeur]

You should ask the best American epic fantasy writer and diarrhea specialist George R. R. Martin about it.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Seriously, diarrhea. Where the hell does all this shit come from? It never fucking stops!

Be glad it doesn't. If it does, but your body doesn't realize it, it'll essentially just say "Welp, all we've got left is gastric acid. Guess that'll do!" It's exactly as much fun as it sounds like.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You should ask the best American epic fantasy writer and diarrhea specialist George R. R. Martin about it.

I cri every tiem.

Almost everyone is a bit dumber than they think they are. The dumber they are, the less aware they are of that.
People always thought I was smart. Goes to show how dumb the average person is.

Relevant:

(3:21 for the most relevant bit.)

[Guest]

You should ask the best American epic fantasy writer and diarrhea specialist George R. R. Martin about it.

It's like that Star Wars book where everyone starts farting and shitting themselves at a wedding. Poe Dameron, the Han Solo of the sequel trilogy, is giggling like a schoolgirl while sharting his pants in front of the Resistance.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Skip to 58:20 for a dramatic reading of that.
You usually have to scour DeviantArt or your fanfic site of choice for this kind of degeneracy.

[Kugelfisch]

Seriously, diarrhea. Where the hell does all this shit come from? It never fucking stops!

Be glad it doesn't. If it does, but your body doesn't realize it, it'll essentially just say "Welp, all we've got left is gastric acid. Guess that'll do!" It's exactly as much fun as it sounds like.

When I last had that stuff as a kid with constant throwing up as well you're best off drinking tea the entire time. Instead of throwing up acid you'll just throw up pure tea eventually. By that time I was already used to it. I think I puked over 30 times that day.
I watched Mrs. Doubtfire on TV. To this day it reminds me of that day. I haven't seen it since and have no wish to do so.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I don't think I've ever had a situation where I was vomiting acid. I wonder if that's better or worse than what I was talking about. Doesn't sound great either way.

[Newhalf]

Sounds like norovirus. It's incredibly contagious, breaks out in 8 hours or less, and then you'll be glued to your toilet, evacuating from rear and front ends until you're just a retching, farting skin sheet.
At least it gets better about 4 to 6 hours in, cautiously start eating after 12, and be completely non-contagious after at most 48 hours.
I always catch this on account of ALWAYS coming across the patient zero who starts it, and I fear it way more than the retarded china coof. You can imagine it spreads like wildfire on any hospital ward once it got started there.
It floats in the aerosol of the infected vomit and diarrhea so if you came anywhere near that, get a bucket ready and take the next day(s) off sickleave.

Oh I forgot the best part. You can never develop a lasting immunity to it. Get it every other week, if you're (un)lucky.

[Kugelfisch]

Could be it. I felt perfectly fine, had to got to the toilet and not even that urgently and on the way there threw up.
I didn't fell unwell at all up to that point. Then it was nothing but hours of shitting and puking, with the former stopping after a while as nothing ever came that far.
By the end of the day, throwing up was just an inconvenience but it was exhausting as hell. It only lasted that one day.

I don't think I've ever had a situation where I was vomiting acid. I wonder if that's better or worse than what I was talking about. Doesn't sound great either way.

Vomiting bile is as shit as it sounds. Imagine the flavour of puke, just more concentrated and acidic. All while your entire body tenses up and strains to throw something up that isn't there as you dry heave.

Again, make pots of black tea if you ever have compulsive puking. It relaxes your stomach and if you do throw up it'll be tea instead.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh my gaaaaaaa... I just fixed that issue I had with Youtube.

So ever since the start of this week or so, Youtube was effectively broken on my PC. I could search and watch videos just fine, but I could neither comment in any way, nor really make use of any popups the site has to offer - which among other things meant I couldn't access my account settings, or even log out without clearing my cookies.

So as it turns out, all I had to do was clear my cookies, sign on to YT with my google account, and then switch to my actual YT account (which I was basically forced to attach to my google account sometime when they were pushing their failed google+ site).